aqua admins

the fuckers in charge of you fucking fucks

[beareroftheblueorb]

SHELLY: Archie, you hit 50 last February. Do I REALLY have to be the one to keep track of YOUR age?

     … 

[ataquaadmins-blog]

    … I thought that it was your 46th birthday last Feb. 

[ataquaadmins-blog]

    Pretty sure it was 39th. 

[beareroftheblueorb]

SHELLY: Archie, you hit 50 last February. Do I REALLY have to be the one to keep track of YOUR age?

     … 

[ataquaadmins-blog]

    ... I thought that it was your 46th birthday last Feb. 

[aquaagent]

@ataquaadmins

“I’m available, Amber!~”

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     “Oh, I don’t actually want anyone. Just fuckin’ with the twitchy kid.”

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unchangingloyalty:

Sorry I still have. Some standards.

    Sinks back behind corner.

[unchangingloyalty-blog]

I just want someone to love honestly.

[ataquaadmins-blog]

     Leans in from around a corner.

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unchangingloyalty:

“A gray person made it happen.”

    “... ahuh. Well, good fer you I guess. Enjoy it while it lasts.”

[unchangingloyalty-blog]

Stares at his gills.

??????

[ataquaadmins-blog]

    “... when’d you get those?”

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beareroftheblueorb:

     Sighs. 

     “Yeah, I know. I ain’t dumb enough t’ hope that she’ll see that this had to happen, ‘nd dat she’ll forgive me fer it. It’s… just how things gotta be, I guess.”

     “Well, least you’ll always have me.”

[ataquaadmins-blog]

beareroftheblueorb:

    … 

    “She’s gonna hate you when this is all said ‘n done.”

[ataquaadmins-blog]

    Yo, boss, got some pertinent information on that recent oil spill ‘n this link right here. ‘pparently, they’re already pullin’ Grimers out’v the area.

[beareroftheblueorb]

    See Shelly? I can be the bigger man ‘n these kinda things! I didn’t say one cruel word t’ him. Seeeee? ‘m gettin’ better!

[ataquaadmins-blog]

    You’re still going to see Nakajima with me. 

[beareroftheblueorb]

    … Shelly locked me out’v the Motel room. 

[ataquaadmins-blog]

    You’re not allowed back in until you agree to fuck me properly.

And also promise not to walk around with the harness on afterwards, because I like Alola and want to be allowed back in.

[ataquaadmins-blog]

    Oh, sure, now he wants to walk around with the dildo. Not when Shelly asked him to try the harness, not when Shelly wanted missionary rather than oral again, but when some white-haired loser is like ‘YO LET’S TALK ABOUT DICKS’.

[ataquaadmins-blog]

   ... he almost said love that time. 

Sigh. 

[ataquaadmins-blog]

anistarcityleader:

“…I might require. Some assistance from you soon. This is not a bribe but merely a gift appreciating your talent at getting people in line. I would pay you back for helping me if you do agree to.”

    “... depends on the assistance, ‘nd who it’s fer. Archie does what I tell him to cause we’ve known eachother ferever, and, y’know, cause’v the whole ‘mates’ thing.” 

[ataquaadmins-blog]

anistarcityleader:

@ataquaadmins

“…”

Olympia gets together a basket of aguav for Shelly before teleporting it off to her.

    Oh, sweet. Free food! 

[ataquaadmins-blog]

    Fucking sit your fishy ass down and give me the rope or you’re sleepin’ in the galley.