Basically Wrong

Am girl, don't say anything weird and we'll be good.

[ateadog-woof]

Y’all should try running outside barefoot, making footprints in the snow is the funniest thing ever.

[ateadog-woof]

Ayooo, period? I missed you dearly, and am sooooooo glad you came back this month! Unannounced and everything, such a pleasant surprise. I'd clean up around here, but it looks like you're the one making the mess aren't you? You absolute rat peasant.

[ateadog-woof]

Toenails aren't where it's at, I shall remove mine!

[ateadog-woof]

And now, very much a poem:

Ate a cat, rat-a-tat.

Ate a dog, not very log of me.

Ate a rat, cataracts.

Toes are neat, but will fall off unexpectedly, gnat-a-tat.

[ateadog-woof]

Dogs provide necessary nutrients for every day survival.

[ateadog-woof]

I'm pretty sure that if I was asleep right now I'd be having dreams, but here we are. Awake and bored.