#rip toes

[hotgeniusreid]

Task: Describe yourself with photos you already have. You can’t download of search for new ones!

I was tagged by @voltagesmutter !! Thank you bby🥺💗

If I don’t include Victor or my animals in this am I even doing this right? Also the fact that I’m 7 months pregnant and my toes are invisible to me are hilarious. Also an ultrasound of my baby girl and my 10 month old chonker🥺💙

[carmen-berzattos]

pros of snow: pretty much everything is delayed and/or cancelled. you get an option of working from home because of hazardous road conditions. cozy times at the house. HOT TEA!! Soup!! pretty AF!!

cons of snow: feet so damn cold no matter what you do. 

[ateadog-woof]

Y’all should try running outside barefoot, making footprints in the snow is the funniest thing ever.

[emilythenormal]

fuck me strollers are heavy

[starkrevolution]

And the game of the day is...

...stub all your fucking toes on every pointy corner you can find as many times as possible! Bonus points if you do it at work where you have to writhe in silent agony because swearing is frowned upon.

Protip: Don’t bother competing. I’ve already won this one.

Hell, I don’t need feet anyway.

[suburban-dharma]

Is it just me, or when something falls when you're in the shower, EVERYTHING ELSE comes down with it????????????????

[aaangls]

Just tripped on my roommates' boyfriends' steel toe boots in the dark. That was fun.

[quoridor]

miraclemango replied to your post: “It Is So Cold My Toes Are In A Frozen Hell”, a...

BUY SOME SOCKS

its too late i had to amputate