[needs more coffee to think of a better title]

bossuet, ve/vir/virs, thE BEST LAWYER IN FRANCE

[catsbeaversandducks]

10 Cats Who Think They’re Masters Of Hide-And-Seek

"Definitely can’t see me."

(All photos via Reddit. Please click on each photo for individual credit.)

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) by the Minnesota Historical Society

[flyonfourwings-blog]

@ enjolras/grantaire bossuet and i have made a joint decision that we want to pet your cat. it’s true. i, as a doctor, must be allowed to see this cat, even tho vet/human medicine has like 2 things in common??

[if-only-i-wanted-to]

I’ve got some errands to run for Maman and Papa later today, but feel free to come by this evening to meet the cat.

-R

[flyonfourwings-blog]

hell yeahhhhh

aterribleeaglepun ur an eagle are u okay with kittens

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

you have known me for like ten years and you still have to ask if i like cats. i'm disappointed.

[flyonfourwings-blog]

southerners sound very beautiful

parisians sound very cool

northerners, especially one bossuet, sound amazing

we are all great in our own ways

please don’t fight

[flyonfourwings-blog]

southerners sound very beautiful

parisians sound very cool

we are all great in our own ways

please don’t fight

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

we all know who has the best accent though

[tyrannoctone-blog]

But listening to Northerners try to do the nasal n sound is so funny? You’re all so bad at my accent. 

… aterribleeaglepun, you’re the only friend I have who’s not from the South will you please try to do my accent?

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

[video]

(in vir own voice) Since you asked so nicely, Enj.

(imitating Enjolras) Rousseau. Cats. French revolution. Probably something about Feuilly. God my hair is fabulous.

[syfycity]

[princesswetkitty]

prosthetic meets aesthetic

[the-daily-laugh]

praesthetic

[funonmars]

Pansexual? No no no, you misheard me. I’m punsexual. I’m sexually attracted to the person who makes the strongest puns.

[flyonfourwings-blog]

am I the coolest Dave, though? (runs up and hugs Grantaire tightly, careful to keep his face angled away from him)

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

you are so not the coolest dave. it’s me. i’m sorry. (hugs Grantaire from the other side) right?

[if-only-i-wanted-to]

Sorry, Dave and, uh, Dave. The coolest Dave is Chetta-Dave. You two can be the dorkiest Daves instead.

[flyonfourwings-blog]

Hell yeah. You’re an honorary Dave now. (ruffles his hair) I can’t actually hug you now, but. Once I figure out my angle…maybe from the side? (hugs him from the side)

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

after all i've done for you, i'm still not the coolest? ugh, you're awful. not that chetta-dave doesn't deserve it.

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

grantaaaaaaire, i brought you three daves to hug, according to joly-dave you need it

[if-only-i-wanted-to]

Three whole Daves? Damn, Bossuet, you really pulled out all the stops. C’mere, Joly-Dave wasn’t lying.

[flyonfourwings-blog]

am I the coolest Dave, though? (runs up and hugs Grantaire tightly, careful to keep his face angled away from him)

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

you are so not the coolest dave. it's me. i'm sorry. (hugs Grantaire from the other side) right?

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

grantaaaaaaire, i brought you three daves to hug, according to joly-dave you need it

[flyonfourwings-blog]

2 dave and dave plz help me get to grantaire for giving him hugs

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

dave to the rescue, dave. you sit your cute self in the car and we'll give so many hugs.

[flyonfourwings-blog]

@ Bossuet

why are we all Dave now

I already put “what evolution was aiming for” in my description. I guess I can add something else from you. 

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

but dave you ARE what evolution was aiming for. names are just easier this way

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

maybe you can both just be dave. so i don’t have to think about it. i’ll just yell for dave and someone will be there. i could be dave too really. ah, that’ll be the day-ve.

[flyonfourwings-blog]

hahHA

pronounce is differently each time

da-VAY is chetta

davv is me (with the a in cat)

dave is you

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

excellent. i’ll inform chetta of the change, i’m sure she’ll be so happy to know i’ve made everything so simple.

[flyonfourwings-blog]

everything is so easy now that we all have the same name

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

it really is dave. it really is.

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

maybe you can both just be dave. so i don’t have to think about it. i’ll just yell for dave and someone will be there. i could be dave too really. ah, that’ll be the day-ve.

[flyonfourwings-blog]

hahHA

pronounce is differently each time

da-VAY is chetta

davv is me (with the a in cat)

dave is you

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

excellent. i'll inform chetta of the change, i'm sure she'll be so happy to know i've made everything so simple.

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

options for what to call chetta are reduced to “what evolution was aiming for”

p sure i’m just gonna call joly “dave”

[flyonfourwings-blog]

you could also call her a perfect arrangement of cells and proteins, because she clearly is

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE CALLED THAT

tho i am also a Splendid Armadillo tbh

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

maybe you can both just be dave. so i don't have to think about it. i'll just yell for dave and someone will be there. i could be dave too really. ah, that'll be the day-ve.

[aterribleeaglepun-blog]

options for what to call chetta are reduced to "what evolution was aiming for" p sure i'm just gonna call joly "dave"