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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

astraldemise

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

astraldemise

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

bedrock-to-buildheight

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

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pokefuseme

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

nomadiclegends

Carcinisation Strikes Again!

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KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

threedollarsdotcom

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

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the-big-mood

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

chryza

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

armengoldira

blacklicoriceaddict

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merlinsbeard4332

I never pass up an opportunity to share this essay.

fostershyperfixator

My local library had a days since James Patterson last published counter.

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official library post

intothestacks

I need non-librarians to understand that this is not a celebratory counter. It's a plea for help.

apocryphics

oh ok

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hymnism

making a collection

putridghost

Wait I have more

acemingo

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My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

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jester-nonconforming

People still tend to lump JK Rowling in with the category of ~problematic artists~ and I need everyone to understand that is not the problem with her. She is not comparable to anyone who wrote a piece of fiction you hate, or someone who made rude comments in 2015 and has since learned better.

She is far more like Elon Musk. She is a radicalized person with an extreme amount of social and financial power, and for YEARS she has been using that power to try to influence her government into hurting vulnerable people, on purpose. And she has succeeded. THAT is the problem with her, and THAT is why spending money on her books is so dangerous, not because her books aged badly.

Critiquing her work is fine, of course (I personally was never a fan so I really don’t care) but you NEED to understand that fiction is not the main issue here. And I truly think acting like she’s the same as the rest of any giant list of ~problematic creators of the week~ waters down how dangerous she is.

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casceth

i have to reblog this again because i go insane when people act like the problem with her is "its cringe for adults to like kids media" or like "the books sucked anyways" like those are completely irrelevant and try to shift the blame and focus from the active harm. even the fact the books also have bioessentialism and antisemitism is a whole different conversation

codemasterc

At least with H.P. that fuckers dead, and he died penniless. Dudes headstone was bought from a charity movement. All his works are public domain too so there's no estate able to push his politics post mortem.

lux-scriptum

No, you see, I wish to be an author. Not in marketing. Or an influencer. I wish to tell my stories, be told I did a fantastic job, and then go back to my hovel to scribble some more. I am delicate of constitution and awkward in crowds.