fuck u

fuck u

[ihatetorbjorn]

i hope that torbjorn burns his bagels but he burns them unevenly but its like, pretty burnt, but since its really only sorta parts of it itd be wasteful and not worth it to throw it away and hes already used the time and effort and butter to make it and so he just eats it and its not really that good because its like, charred black burnt and he just has a generally unpleasant bagel eating experience and wishes he didnt burn his bagel like the fool he is

[witchy-tips]

4 Spells That Cost $0.00

1. Protection Spell- This can be for you, A friend, or an object. While meditating, Visualize your energy field. Imagine it radiating off your self creating an egg or sphere shape. Manipulate the energy so that it is a sort of solid wall. If you’re doing this for someone else you can visualize that the energy is being transferred from you, To them.

2. Glamour Spell-This can me done any time with cologne or perfume. Hold the bottle in your hand and imagine a pink or red glow leaving your hands and entering the bottle. Fill it with the intention of attraction, beauty, and glamour.

3. Hex- for those soft, non aggressive hexes you can send a “rainy cloud” over a person to make their day frustrating, and not so much in their favor. To do this, feel what ever aggression is lingering in you towards a person. Visualize a dark rainy cloud pulling that energy in, and direct it with your breath towards a person.

4. Cleanse- This is by far the easiest way to cleanse an object. What ever it may be, Hold it in your hands and feel the congested energy around it. Visualize a sort of muggy grey cloud surrounding it. Blow on it three times to clear the energy away.

[athousandtinycurses]

#4

i hope you read an old book you found at a sale and just as the last plot twist happens you realise the remaining pages fell out

[athousandtinycurses]

surprise bitch

we’re here for u 2016

watch out 4 more pain and no gain

[athousandtinycurses]

#3

i hope u come just five minutes late to ur meeting but all the cookies are gone anyway and u go home planning to eat ur cereal but then ur milk is bad l o l

[athousandtinycurses]

i hope your favourite show gets two award-winning seasons and then gets cancelled because of low ratings

bro @fideliant this isn’t even a tiny curse this is a big fat curse

this ruins lives

[athousandtinycurses]

I hope that when you're in a rush and have to cross a busy road, you realize that the only way to get across is via the overhead bridge. And you're exactly in the middle of a long road, with those green fences in the middle, so yeah, you've got no choice. Then you climb this overhead bridge grudgingly, and you're like wow the worst is over, but then, on your way down, the person in front of you is a reallyyyyyy old lady, and because it's so crowded, you can't overtake her. Ha-ha.

omfg @everydayheroes more like EVERYDAY VILLAINS!!!

[athousandtinycurses]

i hope you always get stuck with permanently laggy YouTube videos - like it'll load a bit and work for a bit and give you false hope but NO it lags again cause fuck u

thank u to @ljx for our 1st submission. channel dat rage boi

[athousandtinycurses]

#2

i hope u wait a rly long time for ur latte to cool down and ur like ok its cool cos the froth is cool against ur lips but then u wade thru the froth and the coffee burns ur tongue

[athousandtinycurses]

#1

I hope there is a hole in your boot but only one of your boots and then you are walking out in the rain and you step in a puddle and then the water gets in and your sock gets wet but the other foot is toasty and warm so you’re only half uncomfortable which makes you twice as uncomfortable 

[athousandtinycurses]

knnccb

welcome