Strawberry Patty

Also know as Emcee Frodis. Fanfic writer, artist, podcaster and video essayist. Active Star Trek and Star Wars fan. Shipper of Spuhura and Sherlolly.

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reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

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Another Character Design. This one Amethyst from our Curse of Strahd game, showing off her signature Rain of Blades. It’s possible she might have a kidney in one of her pouches…

Art was done with Procreate. Commissions are currently OPEN

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An older sticker I did for Strange New Pod, to celebrate the start of the fourth season of Lower Decks. Art was done with Procreate and does not use AI. Commissions are currently OPEN

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Since this portrait turned up in my commission post, I thought it was a good time to put it up.

I love David Bowie, especially during the Ziggy Stardust era. Art was done with Procreate.

Commissions are currently OPEN

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Commissions are OPEN. Quick sketches (>15 minutes) are $15. Black and White Line Art is $30 per character. Flat Colour is $50 per character. Fully shaded is $75 per character. Fully Shaded Portraits are $60 (One character only). Fully Shaded ships/stations and other tech are $70. Action Scenes with Full Backgrounds are $100 per character. Please contact me through email or PM mewith your commission request. Full Details are available on my website

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Character Design Artwork for my character from the Curse of Strahd Daggerheart conversion campaign I play in. Kaelis Aurelia is a Divine Wielder Seraph Infernis (In D&D terms, a Paladin Tiefling) who has fallen in love with Ireena Kolyana. They recently got engaged, which probably isn’t going to go over too well with Strahd.

Art was done with Procreate and does not use AI.

Commissions are currently OPEN

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This may be one of my favourite drawings EVER. I started it last year for the anniversary of Unification III and then just never finished it until a few days ago. It was worth the way IMHO.

Art was done with Procreate and does not use AI.

Commissions are currently OPEN

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Okay, but I feel like I should post something more about my book. Because I'm really, really proud of it.

So basic plot: Trix Quinn is a huge fan of Dawn of the Sword, which is a fantasy book series. Pretty much the highlight of her life is that she's a really good cosplayer. Otherwise, she's thirty-three, living at home with her parents, and has a really crappy job in Retail Hell.

Dawn of the Sword has had a couple of adaptations that haven't been too successful but have a cult following. But it's getting a new live-action television show that's being filmed in her hometown.

Trix's family is renting out their guesthouse and it turns out the new renter is Martin Chase Jr., who is playing Trix's absolute favorite character, Marrix Tempest.

It's a love letter to fandom and if you are at all interested in my takes about online things, you'll probably enjoy it.

You can get it through Amazon in Paperback, eBook and through Kindle Unlimited.

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Been a while since I mentioned this, so I’ll bring it up again. I wrote a book. Check it out.

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OMG, guys… I am SO sorry! I looked through my blog and realized I NEVER POSTED THIS HERE. Which I think is a huge tragedy.

Today’s Art Throwback is my parody of the Breakfast Club with the cast of Lisa Frankenstein. Still have a couple of 80s posters I’m thinking of Frankensteining (looking at you, Weird Science).

Commissions are OPEN

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Day Two of Emcee actually tries to post their artwork. This time, decided to go with a piece I did for Strange New Pod last year for the anniversary of “Yesterday’s Enterprise”. Art was done with Procreate and does not use AI.

Commissions are currently OPEN https://www.frodis.net/art-commissions/

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I’m going to be better about posting my art here, because I have some pieces I’m really proud of.

This is Quill Sageleaf, my first D&D character. She’s a High Elf Wild Magic Barbarian. She was originally a wizard who was cursed with rage and great strength. This is her later in the campaign, after she embraced her Barbarian side (and also gained some magical control).

I’m doing a lot more TTRPG art right now and I’m excited to share it. Art was done with Procreate and does not use AI.

Commissions are currently OPEN https://www.frodis.net/art-commissions/

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I’m still keyed up from the Daggerheart converted Curse of Strahd session I played last night, so I felt the need to provide a quick, completely out of context summary in GIFs of the campaign so far 14 sessions in.

It is just so much fun. I can’t wait to play again. Even if I did nearly die. It was at least epic AND had a love confession.

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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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Holy fuck

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Catullus really was dealing with fandom antis 2000 years ago and we are still dealing with them now and they still do suck in exactly this way

rip catullus you would have hated tumblr

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Are we going to talk about the fact that the translator turned it into a shape poem. Of a penis.

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Well, Catullus would definitely approve

It's worth noting that translator chose to turn it into a dick pointed down, not an upright one. Should it be understood as !)a nod to limp dicks mentioned in text, or as an invitation to imagine POV of Aurelius and Furius in case of Catullus following on his promise?

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an ode to nessie

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I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

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They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

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hence:

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This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

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This is everything

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… my hand slipped

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See this is why I love Tumblr.

When do you get creative engagement like this on other social media sites? You just don’t have the space to.

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forgot how BAD dating apps are jesus christ i need to find my soulmate here on tumblr.com

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Slid into @gallifreyan-ginger-sociopath’s DMs here because we were mutual fans of each other’s fanfic. We just celebrated our one year anniversary as a couple (although our friends say we’ve been together longer and were just in denial)

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Game Changer + Season 6