i fuckign hate him!

holy fuck. i hate him so much

[bardjulus]

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

[gothycollie]

"Gnomes aren't real"

Then explain how I stomped one to death this morning

[hnamura-deactivated20180822]

aardvark pays off. - torbjörn lindholm.

[ihatetorbjorn]

w

[cikero]

IM 1V1-ING A TORB TURRET!!!!

[cikero]

AND LOSING!!!!!!!!!!

[dormerswife]

Hannibal rewatch: Apéritif (1x01)

Will meets Winston.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Winston

[snakeloch]

Hm…

Yeah. Winston.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Everybody this is Winston.

[snakeloch]

Everybody this is Winston.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Winston

[snakeloch]

[hierophantgreen-remade-deactiva]

my local gamestop sells torbjorn nendoroids. like they just have a shelf of torbjorn nendoroids & absolutely no other nendoroids in sight & no one’s gonna buy them because who the fuck stans torbjorn 

[truetorbjornstan]

Fuck you 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i wanna slap dr phil’s bald fuckin head so hard that he deflates like a balloon

[christianstepmoms]

Listen, ah, so the wife's going out tonight, I'm gonna have the guys over, gonna watch the Big Game on the big screen, I'm gonna grill up some brats, I've gotta micro-brew chilling in my wet-bar, and, uh, I was gonna warm up some ziti, why don't you guys come by if you got some triple fried pizza dough, or some kind of frozen meatballs or whatever it is, you can warm em up in my microwave or you can warm it up back at home, bring it over pipin' hot, but if you wanna bring over a vegetable medley, a croute de te, figure out how much lunch meat you can spare, maybe bring over a pound and a half, two pounds of black forrest ham, maybe a dijon mustard spread. Any kind of dessert, maybe a German chocolate cake or something like that, I tell ya what would make you a big hit with the dudes is get some key lime pie, a la mode, I'm talking about ice cream on the side. And you have GOT to have a bite of my home made ziti, I'm gonna warm 'er up, she's been in the freeze. You know what I love is those hot mozzarella sticks, cube them up, put them in some marinara sauce, have them on stand by, of course you can't go wrong with some sour cream and onion so long as you bring rid-ged chips.

So why don't you guys come by around eight o'clock, alright?

[powerfulwizard]

What the hell is this ad I got on Facebook

[powerfulwizard]

Winston voice: Heroes don’t take bathroom breaks

[thejohncarver]

Winston voice: heroes work unpaid overtime

[powerfulwizard]

Winston voice: Heroes don’t unionize or join unions

[ihatetorbjorn]

whoa winston @winstonsuggestions Winston is that true?? . ...DID YOU really say this.????

[ihatetorbjorn]

oh fjuck yeah im ihatetorbjorn..thats me

shout out to my friend right now :-) im blogging on thee internet

i have the hiccups im gonna die bro. i lost torbjorn btw this shit sucks 

[runningwithhelicopters]

Hamzo.

[yeehanandsocks]

What the fuck have they done

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

the gratifying ordeal of being gnome

[bogleech]

hey is the duck head a part of the inner tube or a part of the gnome

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

the gratifying ordeal of being gnome

[bogleech]

hey is the duck head a part of the inner tube or a part of the gnome

[ihatetorbjorn]

[ihatetorbjorn]

god fuck he even locnked me out of. the Netflix account 😡🥵🤬Fucuk Youuuh!!!

[ihatetorbjorn]

im so happy youre still alive....i thought he got you

im a working man i need to feed my three hus’bands and tweleve children