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ATOMIC BLONDE | 2017

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Leliana at the war table like

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This is what executive dysfunction feels like.

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BRUH THE MASS EFFECT MUSIC JUST MAKES ME GO

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Jodie Comer photographed for Stella (2018)

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catholicluchadore

that bitch really just drop the baby like that

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yeah they drop them in like a real fall into a pool its an infant self rescue course its scary as hell to watch but it teaches your baby not to drown

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No seriously it really is amazing. It’s called ISR Self Rescue. I’ve seen multiple parents on social media decide to do this with their babies as young as 6 months (they gradually get up to the “throwing” into the pool) and it’s so awesome watching it.

It literally could be a lifesaver some day. One time I watched a security camera video of a dad playing in a pool with his kids and his toddler, who had been sitting on the slide, fell in and the dad didn’t notice for at least 30 seconds… But this little toddler automatically knew what to do and started floating on his back. When the dad noticed, he immediately grabbed him, but the reason this toddler didn’t sink or drown was because of the infant swim lessons his parents had presumably put him in.

Obviously floaties and parental supervision would still help, but you can’t rely on those 100% of the time.

mint-corset

Oh thank you so much for explaining i was so worried

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Crazy factoid: Babies are actually born knowing how to hold their breath and use swim-like movements when submerged. Yeah. It’s a primitive reflex that they lose (if not enforced) at ~6 months.

Obviously, do not submerge your infant in water without an expert, but what these lessons are doing is encouraging and honing natural reflexes. These babies are perfectly safe, and I honestly think this is a really responsible parenting move. Accidents happen. Floaties don’t know which side is up. Parents are humans, not robots, and especially with more than one kid, sometimes you look away for a minute. It happens. But lessons like these minimize the risk involved.

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by John Scarlett

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Shepard: The door’s locked. Kaidan, quick, gimme your credit chit!

Kaidan: Here!

Shepard, pocketing it: Cool. Wrex, kick the door down!

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I’m going tp upload this one early because a certain platform’s art community is hell right now and this Bethany encapsulates my feelings quite well- curious because I was super hyped and happy while painting this because I found a brush that it’s great to paint skin with subtle textures.