"Lots of olives. Like, at least three olives."

my name is amber. bi$eXu@l. feel pretty female rn. 19. northwesterner. used to be fandom blog but now mostly shitposting and social change. ciao.

[miamitu-illust]

I uhh redrew Zuko as the girl laying by the pool meme, someone help me find a funny caption

[miamitu-illust]

he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

angsty bonus:

after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talk™ gay edition

[nicolegendary]

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

[thornmane]

Me and my spouse-to-be making our way to the altar:

[rensbogusadventure]

[pipboy-remade-deactivated202003]

if your parents were married when they fucked to make you, you can’t reclaim bastard

[disteal]

Had a few hours off for some venom, finally

[rabiscosetal]

- Get out of my bed!

- What time is it? ♣

OK I saw this thing and I KNEW I had to do something lol

[rabiscosetal]

- Bad fortune? ♣

- Yes

[rabiscosetal]

- I’m taking out the trash…

[rabiscosetal]

- You better not be here when I wake up though

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

i could never have a wedding like imagine a room full of people watching you be vulnerable 😐 pass

[donitkitt]

Ok that is a ship I didn't know that I needed😍

lemme INDULGE YOU

[megusketches]

I got addicted to Beastars! ♥

[elskay-deactivated20200804]

[retrogamingblog]

Producer: I need you to create box-art that will look badass to American children

Graphic Designer: No Problem! I’ve got just the thing!

*adds picture of sobbing orphan*

[hotvampireadjacent]

do i WHAT now

[hollowboobtheory]

mr mime should never have existed. period. now you fools have brought him into the physical realm. god rest your souls. god rest all of our souls

[iwanttofuckmrmime]

I feel attacked

[hollowboobtheory]

my apologies, ms. ketchum

[porterr-robinson]