im sorry hes just so hot @iwanttofuckmrmime - Tumblr Blog

i don’t remember super well but i think i made that steven universe post while high with covid and i just started saying shit on this blog because i was bored. i was just having fun being silly going quirky mode for a lil while

jesus the fucking audacity. i’m a solid c cup goth girl with dark witty commentary and charming sarcastic comebacks. of course i’m fucking funny that’s part of the job. i make people giggle on the fucking DAILY.

@wafrn don’t fucking question how funny i am. i am fucking hysterical. i have sarcastic goth girl swagger off the fucking charts. every day i make the funniest fucking jokes you’ve ever heard. don’t even think for one fucking second that i’m not funny. fuck off.

#i actually took this url when i was like. idfk maybe 13-14?? i wasn’t funny then. like i thought i was funny but i definitely wasn’t funny.#i am now though trust me i would never lie to you

when i was 11 i used to interact with that steven universe lapis x peridot yandere mafia au blog. like i drew fanart and everything. they knew me by name.

i have covid 19

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now, see, a more recent pokemon episode has delia snuggling pikachu all night, she sings him a little lullaby song and falls asleep with him, it’s adorable! But it’s only adorable because pikachu looks like a pet animal anyway. Mr. Mime tucks them in as they fall asleep and shuts the door as he leaves, like just a person would, but all pokemon are written like they’re of roughly equal sapience so like MENTALLY there isn’t any difference between him and pikachu right?? So either mr. mime would also be allowed snuggles in bed by a human adult because he too is a little creature or he’s not allowed this form of affection because he’s shaped like a weird man, and frankly I hate both of those scenarios equally. there is no good answer.

iwanttofuckmrmime

would you even care if i killed my self .

bruh, i coukld have sworn i deleted this blog, or am i tripping? or are you a person who took the username? answer im dying

WAIT SOMEONE ELSE HAD THIS USERNAME????????

#im just here to piss off a friend #i didnt know someone else had this name #also why did you have this username