I Dont Even Really Exist

When you think about it none of us are real. Time is meaningless Space is endless Life is but a pin on the bulletin board in the downtown New York post office corkboard. So buy an Axe!

[atleast6jim]

Oh I wasn’t depressed I just needed to get laiiiddddd

[atleast6jim]

I hate when my friends tell me I’m not a slut.

I am 100% up to slut shit. I have 6 people I have dates with in the next two weeks one guy on dick appointment and I spent saterday night getting split like a butternut squash 6 ways out with rounds 7-8 the next morning.

Lemme be my slutty best self >:( do not deny my slut rights. I am trying to enjoy my single life and if my local planned parenthood check in desk can support me and my 6 month check ups I expect you to.

[atleast6jim]

Sometimes when I putting on my perfume i remember how I spent 4 years with someone who reminded me every time he saw me put it on, “don’t overdo it” even tho I’d been a three spritz person since before we met.

Then I proceed to spray my hair, spray my neck, spray between my skirt lining, spray down my shirt, one per ankle, another into my sleeves, and one on my wrists to rub together and place behind my ears.

Gotta repel that kinda guy from ever hitting on me again ✨

Thanks boo I’ll never forget ya 💕

[atleast6jim]

I know I’m a real adult because I was up at 7 on weekends without an alarm and can’t go back to sleep.

[atleast6jim]

My day can end in two ways. Either I’m greatful I’ve made it so far, because I couldn’t convince myself life went this long till 25, OR I desperately want to go back and commit violence on myself for not throwing a war down to get medicated and take school seriously.

[atleast6jim]

Here’s the thing about it, why we all play it. You hear the description and think, “what a joke!”

You even write it off, “I have terrible memory, easy!” or, “I’ll just choose not to recall.”

But you don’t forget, it just comes up. Your peers getting one another to recall, or the wind just smells the same as winter.

Alone in your room on a chilled night, before it’s to cold, you recall.

Following generations silently into their graves, on cold nights. Your family’s faces, blurred in your mind. When it’s just rained, and the breeze kicks right. You recall, unable to say a word, screaming through your brain.

[srtaaddams]

The Addams Family (1964-1966)

[atleast6jim]

Mom’s is making soup stock. She’s been saying she “feels like a witch with cauldrons!!” all day. Every high energy, full of pure joy.

Her husband gets home.

As he steps in she exclaims at him “I’m a witch!!!”

Husband: “You’re not a witch! You’re my wife!” In cadence:

[atleast6jim]

Things so far before noon:

Woke up late

Vape died as soon as I got in car to drive 40 minutes in traffic to work

Coffee was to milky

Didn’t check machines last night before going home

I walked into 30 work orders, 20 were new

Marked an order ready before touching it (tec skills of a boomer) and had to rush it harder

Fucked up back lifting shit

Hurt back more leaning over other shit

Metal splinter in my pinkie (I can feel it but not find it)

Forgot my lunch

Things that didn’t happen:

Any form of customer service or interaction

[atleast6jim]

Girl how are you gonna assault someone while they’re passed out drunk, avoid them for weeks, try to hang out 1 on 1 with them without talking about it. Talk about it. Meet his girl for 5 minutes then try to hold a whole intervention to have him dump said girl??? What? WHAT? Yo dude, you weren’t even on the roster so why are you judging the line up????? Bro even if we did split up at some point😭 he’s not gonna give up and turn to the chick who tried all that???? You’re cute as hell, try going to a new church or something smh

[atleast6jim]

So I kept getting clips of this thing called “haunted hotel” pretty excited to watch. I’m on episode 7, so far so good!

[atleast6jim]

So that was. Something. Will Ben end up with random scares from the escaped free will Ben?

[atleast6jim]

10 episodes in, I’m really enjoying this silly little show that SURELY can’t hurt me emotionally

[atleast6jim]

So I finished episode 10.

[atleast6jim]

So I kept getting clips of this thing called “haunted hotel” pretty excited to watch. I’m on episode 7, so far so good!

[atleast6jim]

So that was. Something. Will Ben end up with random scares from the escaped free will Ben?

[atleast6jim]

10 episodes in, I’m really enjoying this silly little show that SURELY can’t hurt me emotionally

[atleast6jim]

So I kept getting clips of this thing called “haunted hotel” pretty excited to watch. I’m on episode 7, so far so good!

[atleast6jim]

So that was. Something. Will Ben end up with random scares from the escaped free will Ben?

[atleast6jim]

So I kept getting clips of this thing called “haunted hotel” pretty excited to watch. I’m on episode 7, so far so good!

[atleast6jim]

Everyone ready for winter to come back and bring my will for makeup with it????

[aellagirl]

how to make smores

I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone. 

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

for anyone who has ever wondered what girls do in their spare time: this is what girls do in their spare time.

[gothiccharmschool]

I needed to watch this again.

[atleast6jim]

Listen this comes from a place of amazement, awe, and joy. Promise.

You are the villian in a Wallis and Grommet movie

Which I can’t spell but feel will be understood

[atleast6jim]

I’d just like to point out that in a year when Mirderbot Diaries Apple TV Show starts season 2 I will be fighting myself tooth and nail not to speed it up till we get Art.

Give me Art.

I want Perry.

Show me the giant, biblically accurate, sassy, Asshole Research Transport.

I will aro ship them. They are my favorite friendship duo.

I will marry them for tax benifits in my mind