Atnaterra

[atnaterra]

Read it here!

[atnaterra]

Tampering with the smoke detectors is strictly prohibited.

[atnaterra]

Sign here, here, and here, please. And here. And here.

[atnaterra]

Could the leash be any shorter?

[atnaterra]

You have to believe it to see it.

[evilsexyprincess]

switching off my mind and letting my amulet take over feels good as fuck. you should all try this. right now. do it now. try on my amulet

[atnaterra]

Champagne, anyone?

[kosmogrl]

I’m wrestling feelings you’ve never even heard of

[atnaterra]

Committing fraud and—was that a possum?

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[atnaterra]

Just some last minute dusting.

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[polari]

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

[atnaterra]

Shave and a haircut; get nicked.

[atnaterra]

Anyone got a hair of the dog? Wait not like that—

[atnaterra]

Let’s all go around and share our name and what brings us to this heist team today.

[atnaterra]

Poking a bear is fine as long as you have a fake ID and good running shoes.