[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

a platypus?

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????

[doujinshi]

if naruto was here none of this would have happened

[stimman3000]

.

[dame-of-dames]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

I love coin art and I thought this was a wonderful example of engraving and then he pulled out the sword and I went “Oh wow” and then the hatch opened and I lost my shit.

[yurionice]

[mobpsycho100]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When someone tells you to break a leg in an audition, they’re hoping you end up in the cast

[schistcity]

the only valid naruto meta is the single use clothing sasuke theory my flatmates came up with after a drunken binge of the chuunin exams

[schistcity]

“Single Use Clothing Sasuke” is a complex, multi-layered theory borne of the complex, multi-layered minds of my flatmates. It essentially boils down to the idea that Every Single Thing sasuke wears from the day of the uchiha massacre to the day he leaves the village are entirely different yet identical versions of the same two outfits. He only wears them once and then throws them out.

The idea behind this is based on the implications that a) sasuke lives alone in the uchiha compound which is intended to be lived in by hundreds of people, b) he was not cared or provided for in any way by the village adults after the massacre, and c) there are entire city blocks of empty uchiha houses full of free shit just sitting there, ESPECIALLY clothing.

Theory is as follows: sasuke, clearly unable to do his own laundry because he’s 12 and a moron, spends four years of his life using the abandoned clothes that previously belonged to the children in the uchiha clan as disposable clothing and there’s a landfill in Konoha somewhere just full of black playsuits.

Companion theory “One-Shirt Uzumaki” where naruto owns exactly one (1) set of clothing that he furiously hand washes every night at 1am.

[lafortis]

you know what this is pretty plausible actually all things considered

[unusualrussia]

Translate this meme for me, please.

[fakename-bill]

Beep beep, you uber has arived. What the fuck, Oleg?

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[caloriq]

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[yamino]

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

[gragam]

its back

[buzzfeedtasty]

An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

[lebeaunoiseur]

Food Network is shook!

[ablogtitty-deactivated20181212]

Give this girl her own show!!!

[queersamus]

“because mom said so” is literally how i learned to cook i’m screaming

[baronessvonprivilege]

[kasaron]

NO CHILL

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

If you’re going to go out, take every fucker that fucked you over along for the ride.

[konigstigerr]

he even lost his checkmark, signifying that he once again is a real person.

[supersoftly]

[situationalzodiac]

not taking constructive criticism because nothing can improve this 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[boff-y-deactivated20191021]

sophie: *finds the castle of the notorious wizard known for supposedly eating young girls hearts*

sophie, immediately:

[thoughtsof-r]

idk why ppl keep saying this emoji 😬is a smile… cus every time i see it, this is what comes to mind:

[bgm05]

BTS stands for Bad and Terrible Songs

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[creampop-deactivated20190609]

this has the same energy as 2012 tumblr talking abt superwholock

[kaijuno]

Aren’t they the ones that did the nazi photo shoot

[mugglestudiesblr]

the what

[kaijuno]

They did a Nazi photo shoot apparently. The above images were taken at the holocaust memorial ffs