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officer: license and registration

me: *hands officer a card*

officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly

me: yes

officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

crystalsoulslayer

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

6qubed

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

crocsaresexy

Happy thanksgiving from New York

serious

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I don’t care about losing people who don’t wanna be in my life anymore. I’ve lost people who meant the world to me and i’m still doing just fine

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awfulmachinations

edgar-allan-yo

minardil

Abandoned Hobbiton from Lord Of The Rings taken over by sheep.

ruffboi-mags

As it should be.

wildermouse

current mood: I need to explore a deep misty forest very far away

itchycoil

Absolutely no one should join this website now it’s just a playground for those of us who started when we were 13 and put in the work to have a giant network of weirdos …. everyone else you didn’t have the foresight

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

That is really nice, but I am not gay???

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.