[catchymemes]

[jusketuntrunked]

Oh my god you freaked out your dinosaur

[dunsparce]

Translation: AHHHH!!! AHHHH!!!!! AH!!!! AH!!! AH!!!

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@4a0000

[atomdarndesthings]

wow. gotta put ass in there.

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

...they're just completely at one with the mushrooms...

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

You hear a knock at the door. Well, more of a stab at the flap...

p4

[atomdarndesthings]

Rub yourself up with it, babe. Get greasy.

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

atom: don't do that, or i will crush you

me: like a twiglet?

atom: no. like a human being crushed.

[atomdarndesthings]

6 days a week i'm nice. saturday is my day to be nasty... heh heh heh

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

I wouldn’t buy a slave

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

Im a sour puss

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

Did you know that atom loves the toot

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

“nice crusty brain meat. yum.”

— atom

[atomdarndesthings]

“i’m actually two thousand legs in a trenchcoat”

— atom (trying to steal extra’s brand?)

[atomdarndesthings]

i just looked at a pencil sharpener and thought ‘ooh, a biscuit!!

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

okay you carry on, and i'll keep doing my sexy voice

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

sorry, i'm just sitting on the floor trying to find a fork right now?

atom

[atomdarndesthings]

“alright, fine, you don’t want a micropenis”

— atom

[atomdarndesthings]

Oh I'm sorry I'm a racist, don't expect me to say anything

atom