Guurlander

Finally stopped lurking and will be a chronic poster as much as possible Atomic_Gurrlander on OCSN Genderfluid in a sam beckett type of way

[thereisselfpreservation]

I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck.

[thereisselfpreservation]

For reference (heh)

At a glance, file name checks out. But!! Do not open a .vbs file!!!

[bettercallathena]

Ugh he’s so horrible I love him

[imabarbigirl]

Anti Baby Franco Rant!!!! (We love a nuanced king!)

This is basically just a big rant about Franco Switch Supremacy. It literally goes nowhere and it's just me complaining about not being able to find more content of my personal HC/perception of Franco. Yes I am a hypocrite, viva la vida or whatever they be saying in Frenchland.

Not to yuck anyone else's yum or anything, but it actually bothers me whenever I see Franco genuinely being depicted as infantile/child-brained. It's very clear to me whenever I run into someone who has never age regressed themselves or only consume idealized/romanticized fictional agere content, because they always seem to perceive characters who age regress as literal children.

Not only is Franco a grown man who commits vile crimes, on purpose, for fun—he's also arguably one of the most lucid and self-aware Prime Assets in the game's canon. He remembers his past in vivid detail, he's consistently lucid, he mentions Murkoff and the trials themselves several times in his in-game dialogue, and he acknowledges the Reagents as fellow (mostly) autonomous adult humans. The reason he's one of the scariest Prime Assets is literally because he's fully self aware of the cruelty he's committing and enjoys it. I feel like there's the smallest chance Reagents could appeal to other Prime Assets' delusions to get their way, but negotiating with, or even attempting to speak to Franco, would require appealing to his grounded sense of reality.

I guess what I'm getting at is that I can't stand when Franco is depicted as a baby-brained hornball who turns into a crying puddle when he sees 1 (one) tata. This dude literally kills people and steals their nipples and looks at naked bodies all day, I PROMISE you he isn't turning into a puddle over ONE bare chested woman. And regardless of this, this dude's pride is the size of Mt. Everest and more fragile than a porcelain teacup; he's more likely to feel insulted and made fun of by someone trying to appeal to his fetishes than he is to readily jump at the opportunity.

Do I think Franco age regresses?? Yes, absolutely. But I also think he's a complicated grown man who struggles with this fact and clings to his adulthood and "manliness" like his life depends on it. I don't think Franco would ever be happy being infantilized 24/7, and I think this is WHY he is infantilized ao heavily in Sinyala/by Murkoff—because it keeps him tense and on edge, and forces him to make desperate attempts at weaponizing this infantilizing against other people (like using childish behaviors to scare, disorient, and intimidate Reagents.) To me, Franco craves the validation of being perceived as a hard-working adult man just as much as he craves a safe space to indulge in his age regression and fetishes/fantasies.

Umm idk where I was going with this but thank you for reading my insane rambling. *beams Franco with his hairy belly out in his boxers on the couch into your brain*

[atomicgurrlander]

Nellie attempt to look more feminine and sending Cecil pics to get his attention.

Biceps first of course

[tortillaspecter]

Hey guys! I've been thinking of doing this event for quite some time now, and finally my hand has been pushed!!

If you have any questions DM me! I hope to see you there!!

[taco-wiener]

[hexfloog]

Noticed my last two sketches have featured Cecils with claws, but no chompers. Well that needed fixing immediately >:(

I decided a little while ago that Pretender Cecil goes out of his way to... er... "collect interest" on the rare occasion he shows up, insofar as he's allowed to at that point in time, anyway. You know, per the rules.

Cecil's extra annoyed at being interrupted in the goo bath here because the scars—scars he doesn't want anyone else seeing—are the result of one such encounter. "Collecting interest" is so open-ended that it can mean anything, really, but this time Pretender Cecil wanted to see a little fear in his eyes. How he managed that... I'll leave to the imagination :)

[rik0-rik0]

KARL MARX?

[birusoda]

Rotating this ship in my mind

[atomicgurrlander]

me too twin

[nekodani]

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[beardedmrbean]

[htorrr]

doing something againnnn

[zuzartii]

I hope every single person who puts nice comments in tags under reblogged art knows that you you guys are the backbone of society. Being an artist online sucks these days, but here on tumblr I still get compliments under artworks that I made years ago. I hope you know every WOW and heart emoji and heartfelt compliment and funny comment you left in the tags is part of the reason I kept drawing all these years, in spite of everything that was going on.

I've been screenshotting the nice tags I get for years, and at this point it would be literal thousands of lines if I still had my old files. I love u tumblr users <333333333

[birusoda]

GET LOVED, IDIOT

[taco-wiener]

First scetch is for @tortillaspecter who I'm yapping to about a cowboy!cecil au aaand second was done after I saw this outfit and wanted to draw Cecil in it....he looks so tourist-y in it hehe

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[babybluebonnetbullets]

you know confirming gooseberry is a woman liker with the sex toy playboy bunny goon cave was not. was not on my bingo card but i fuck with it heavy and immeasurably so at that. she is a god damn horndog probably more than anyone else she just has so much deep repression issues due to her upbringing. LET HER PUSSY OUT