˗ˏˋGay Weaselˎˊ˗

we have a best friends club and its just us

[rocket-69]

[multitrackdrifting]

It physically hurts me to block so many beautiful women but they are lying to me.

[duckdotcom]

oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[coughloop]

[wizard0rb]

had a dream last night that jerma became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of stream where he would play a game like normal but every once in a while he would let chat "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on screen (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time he'd show it one viewer who saw it would die

[wizard0rb]

it ended when he showed it on stream and dropped dead. the stream was left on for 72 hours to honor his memory, it was dead quiet with just his body and a slowly pulsating red mass on screen beside him

[wizard0rb]

something like this

[lucielovekj]

Ppl will be like “end the stigma around mental illness uwu” but still judge you if you’re unemployed or single or not completely self-sufficient or healthy or perfectly groomed or still live with parents and don’t see the hypocrisy in that whatsoever

[mega-taiga]

knhdgjkfjhjkdfjkdgdkjldkfjghs??????

[crankyteapot]

behold a man

[slowspinningredemption]

ex with weird fetishes time! my abusive in pretty much every possible way ex had a thing for roleplaying as greek gods all the time even outside of sex, tried to convince me she was actually a greek god in the body of a human woman (which partially worked because i struggled with untreated psychosis at the time) and got off to 'roleplaying consensual noncon' but it wasnt roleplay it was just straight up.. not a good situation. the first time i ever went to her house, halfway through hanging out she asked if it would be ok with me if she went to the bathroom for half an hour to rub one out. she was also into vore, which like isnt problematic on its own or anything but she was Specifically into ACCIDENTAL anal vore. which like, again thats fine i guess, i mean i know of weirder, but its just so funny in regards to everything awful that she did.. like for a self proclaimed goddess you really just want a little guy to go up your ass on accident? oh also she was into curses. like she would claim she put sex curses on me and i had to have sex with her to remove them, and she would would read fanfiction of media she didnt even know the source material where characters would get cursed. it wasnt even nsfw fanfic but she got off to it. the weirdest thing about her though had to be her thing for sharks with hair. she would always try to get me, a furry artist, to draw this character that she claimed was ABSOLUTELY NOT HER FURSONA that was just a shark covered in specifically Human Hair, with MASSIVE titties. another story about her is that she learned that i was an artist and was like "oh im an artist too!" and pulled out a massive school binder that couldnt even be zipped up all the way anymore because it was so full, and you know what was inside? very badly traced hentai. but like, that also happened to be the third time in my life that a girl had told me she was an artist and then showed me badly traced hentai. ive slept with two girls in my life and both of them showed me badly traced hentai unprompted. i had such bad taste in women when i was a teenager. the other one i slept with is now a bisexual trump supporter. plus she was 18 and i was 14 which is not great. i hope they both explode. OH WAIT i also had a gf in middle school who faked a pregnancy 3 times and claimed each time that a different guy she had never even talked to let alone slept with was the father. she tried to claim i was the father once and i was like dude i literally do not even have a penis. and then she was like omg i love transsexuals. i dont have great experiences with women. a guy i dated though had a size difference fetish and would pretend to be 3 feet tall and would get me drunk and make me stand on chairs to turn him on.

[grimelords]

I think the internet is connecting us in ways we’re not ready for because the other night a guy I went to school with who I haven’t seen on facebook in about a year made a status at 2am that just said “sick of these nightmares…”. Who could have predicted this is where technology would lead us in 2016. Live reports on the anguish of people on the absolute periphery of our lives. Nobody saw this coming. There’s no Jetsons episode where George gets a holo-call from a guy he hasn’t even thought about in three years saying “hey, I had the dream about the blood again…” and George says “hmm” and hangs up.

[abandoned-blog2-deactivated2026]

if i was an australian magpie would you guys still like me 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

[abandoned-blog2-deactivated2026]

answer me.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

ive never been more mad about anything in my life than figuring out this is about stupid minecraft youtuber bullshit and the queen didn’t actually finally die

[sandmandaddy69]

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??

[heedra]

[fl0rklore]

capybaras have been on argentine news lately because they’ve “invaded” a rich private neighborhood (built on the capybara’s natural habitat) and the memes are good