Up Pops The Devil

Naruto, One Piece, Pokevillains (Pokemon) and Bungo Stray Dogs | He/Him | 3 AM Fic Writer

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N̶a̶r̶u̶t̶o̶ Uchiha clan funnys

Itachi: *trying to do smth*

7 Y.O. Sasuke every second: NIIIIISANNNNNNNN

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Sasuke: *in the living room*

Sasuke: *notices his uncle + his aniki both have glasses*

Sasuke: Am I next-

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Shisui: I'm gonna do it.

Itachi: Shisui, no!

Shisui: I'm gonna do it!

Itachi: Shisui, please-

Shisui: *DABS*

Itachi:*falls out chair*

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Madara: So,

Madara: This is generally the part where I smile, look into your eyes, and gently announce that everything will be splendid,

Madara: But, to all intents and purposes,

Madara: EVERYTHING IS NOT SPLENDID AND ARSON IS THE ONLY SOLUTION.

Obito, licking a lollipop: I don't know whether to feel bad for the person you just traumatized, impressed that you managed to sound formal during all that, or both.

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Sasuke: Is it just me, or am I very worried about our family's bloodline?

Itachi, holding Shisui's hand:

Obito being squished by Rin and Kakashi:

Madara being carried by Hashirama:

Izuna lying on Tobirama's lap:

Sasuke, with his hands around Naruto: Just me? Okay then.

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Hashirama: Tobirama, can you please take out the trash? Tobirama: Sure. Madara, will you go out on a date with me? Madara: Well- EXCUSE ME? Tobirama: You're excused.

[divinidy]

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this was so funny i had to reblog it oml lmfao i love that server slide the inv/j

(yes i am unbelievably tardy to the party)

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Nikolai: What is it called when you kill a friend!! :D Fyodor: Homicide. Sigma: Murder...? Dazai: You idiots, it's called Homiecide.

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Madara: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Hashirama: Stop that, Madara! How would YOU feel if I banged you that hard on the table? Madara:  Madara: Can we find out how I'd feel right now?

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Hashirama: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned. Tobirama: Jesus fucking Christ I need aspirin. Madara: Don't tarnish His name, you oxymoron. Tobirama: That's not even what oxymoron means.

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*Madara and Tobirama are having ANOTHER bitchfight* Hashirama, on a table: Man, why can't you guys just be cool?! *Madara and Tobirama continue their bitchfight while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

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Hashirama: If you were an ice cream flavor, what flavor would you be? Tobirama: Vanilla. Madara: Vanilla? You boring ass basic bitch! Madara: If I was an ice cream flavor, I’d be pistachio. Tobirama: Oh, because nobody likes you. Hashirama: I do!

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Tobirama: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? I've absolutely had it with- Madara: Well then, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests for free.

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Tobirama: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand. Hashirama: I photosynthesize with this. Madara: I granularly agree.

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Fyodor: What was that? Sigma: My shirt fell. Fyodor: It sounded a lot heavier. Dazai: They were in the shirt. Sigma: You pushed me.

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Sigma: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement? Nikolai: With tears? Sigma: No. Nikolai: *tears up*

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Sigma: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Fyodor: What an idiotic quote. Fyodor: I'm killing way more than two people.

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Sigma: This bloodline ends with me. Nikolai: Oooh! That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay"! Fyodor: Should I be taking notes?

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Fyodor: Bet you can’t deepthroat 15 crayons in a minute while still playing chess with me. Dazai: Oh, how wrong you soon will be. Queen to B4. Sigma: I fucking hate this. Get me the fuck out. Nikolai: B-b-but I'd miss you!!! Sigma: Fuck all the way off, yesterday you told me you were sacrificing me to yourself because you were bored. Nikolai: That was my way of saying you're appreciated here!!

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Fyodor: So, what's for dinner. Sigma, staring at the food they burnt: Regret. Depression. Wills to live collapsing. Nikolai: My favourite!

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Tobirama: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Hashirama: ...was that place out of the double chocolate-chip pancakes again? Tobirama: Yes.

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Fitzgerald: So, Edgar is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Lovecraft: For what purpose? Fitzgerald: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Poe, arms crossed and pouting: Y-you'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass. Karl: *nods vigorously in agreement*