THE SIGNS AS CARDS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
fuckinzodiac:
Aries: Punching a baby. Taurus: A really cool hat. Gemini: Peeing a little bit. Cancer: A sad fat dragon with no friends. Leo: A zesty breakfast burrito. Virgo: Inappropriate yodeling. Libra: A salty surprise. Scorpio: The Devil himself. Sagittarius: Winking at old people. Capricorn: Bees? Aquarius: A hot mess. Pisces: Self-Loathing.









