Things I like and Things I do

Derek Raynaud -- 23 -- He/Him -- Gay -- Florida -- Actor and Musician -- ENFP -- Taurus

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

[pirategf]

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

[cinammon-milk]

any updates?

[pirategf]

[sevaria]

got a pussy like an ashtray

[sevaria]

[clubolive]

Getting on the bus with an art portfolio is soooo humbling

[e-102]

universal experience of feeling like a fucking tool walking around with your large fucking rectangle

[nonfungibletoken]

when its windy as well and ur trying to discreetly control your feral rectangle from flying away. puts life into perspective

[secondbeatsongs]

anyway here’s a clip of the entire Eurovision crowd screaming “pussy!” at the top of their lungs

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[foulmouthteddy]

[uhhh-nunyabidniz-heaux]

I was today years old… 😭

[livvieveracity]

When I was little I literally turned my whole household against English muffins because I hated that you had to cut them

[girlmostlikely]

Literally me

[carnelianfoxx]

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[guerrillatech]

based shadow

[kumboochies]

“This is a regular occurrence” then maybe stop being a giant transphobic piece of shit

[animations-daily]

Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon and Kelly Asbury

[despazito]

[transcendentalfloss]

[memewhore]

[depsidase]

[ovur]

[femgirlfriend-moved]

???

[weedforcats]

[sunshine-tattoo]

[dionis-gg]

What part of that is upcycled?

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices