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diegoide

tankaramo

“are you okay” no, next question

depsidase

natooine-deactivated20170820

later gator

natooine-deactivated20170820

i know it’s a croc……please stop messaging me

justsomeantifas

me: lmao donald trump can’t even get half the US population to support him

donald trump junior: look see my dads polled 50% in approval right now. this is all official. you don’t know what you’re talking about

two seconds later:

justsomeantifas

the funniest part is that even in a doctored infographic made by donald trump jr. he knew he would suspend reality too much if he went over a 50% approval

which is to say even in the trumps fantasy land they aren’t liked by the majority.

socialistexan

He couldn’t even do a good job photoshopping it, you can see the 41% because he made the cover shape on it partially transparent.

justsomeantifas

incredible.

ororomunroedontpullout

Graphic design is my passion mixed with how do I turn the text on MS Paint

insomniac-arrest

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

my fav thing in wildlife research is the concept of animals being “trap happy” meaning the same animal goes into a trap on purpose again and again after it’s caught the first time bc it was like “hey…..there was food in there and Zero (0) predators and then they just let me go in the morning…….”

on one hand it fucks up our data but on the other hand……..I Get It you Funky Little Rodents

ithelpstodream

how to tip

trekkie-lover

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

snowconelostinthesauce

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

fatale-distraction

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

southern-slayed

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

liluglydudefromdetroit

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

allteenhumor

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

sweaterkittensahoy

Everyone go home. Puns are done.

actjustly-deactivated20181001

You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees.

reverseracism

elloette

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

m0nsterbrains

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

saedii-gilwraeth-simp

When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”

coolyo294

bunniope

charlesoberonn

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

memory-thought

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

charlesoberonn

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

notaboyscout

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

charlesoberonn

queen-of-dirt

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

charlesoberonn

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

charlesoberonn

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

morphimus

American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.

Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.

Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.

Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.

Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.

Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.

Read this article.

https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality

Then watch this video.

the-pump-king-deactivated202206

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

ryderdai

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

sunshineghost-deactivated201508

cool fact for people who have a problem with looting:

cops in america are legally allowed to take people’s property (including large sums of money) purely because they feel like it. it’s called civil forfeiture and there are literally thousands of cases of pigs taking people’s property. that is looting.

badinfluencer-deactivated201708

i watched this happen to my roommate after the cops kicked our doors in at 6 AM on a weekday for a no-knock raid that, surprise surprise, didn’t turn out anything. they opened his wallet in front of him, took out about $300 and told him that since they had no record of where it came from on premises, that they’d have to take it from him. they took this man’s rent money right in front of him while he was in cuffs and told him “too bad”.

there was also a friend’s car in our drive way that had broken down so they left it over night. the doors were locked and the windows were up, and since the owner wasn’t there, they decided it’d be cool to just bust in all the windows to perform another fruitless search.

youthxcrew69

In Philly it’s been a HUGE and MASSIVE problem with cops taking people’s bank accounts, cars, electronics and pretty much anything worth any amount of money under a law that lets the DA seize property they think is related to a crime. “Related’ is a vague term though. They once forced a women and her grandchildren out of her home to sell it at auction because her son was found by police with $20 worth of weed.

(Depending on the property in question it can go under Civil Property Seizure or Seize and Seal, they’re not the same law but they work the same)

They don’t have to prove it’s related to a crime before or after, and even if the person suspected of the crime is cleared at questioning or acquitted at trial, you have to go through a MONTHS long process of court appearances (you can’t miss one or be late or you lose, no rescheduling) in hopes that they MIGHT get their stuff back. Most don’t.

Most people don’t think it’s worth the expense of days missed at work and a lawyer to get back a couple hundred dollars or whatever else the police stole. The city makes MILLIONS of dollars each year off this, around $6-10 (The DA doesn’t provide figures)

so-treu

but tell me more about “good cops.”

antlering

because i hate the civil forfeiture system, the NYPD civil forfeiture system keeps no tally of its forfeitures because it would crash their system to compute it, and there may be only one backup of the whole system. a system that seized (an assumed) $68 million in property just in 2013.