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@astrangersummer masterpost (last one I promise! I just like seeing all the colour palettes together)
squad 312 and their music taste
Tyler - almost entirely listens to radio music that's about seven years old i fear. Every now and again some song from his dad's time will pop up on his playlist, and they're usually the best ones there (they sound like Everybody Wants To Rule The World, the rest of his playlist is like. Riptide or smth.). I think he would like the 2380 equivalent of ABBA. I also think multiple people have said he's a swiftie - which I agree with - but I specifically think that would be because Scarlett listened to her when she was much younger, and while Scarlett moved on, Tyler never did. He's a decent singer. Can hold an alright tune. But I think the thought of singing in front of people would make him genuinely want to toss his guts. Big shower singing guy tho. Also probably played the drums for a brief period of time as a kid.
Scarlett - Britney Spears, Charlie xcx, Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande, SZA, Dove Cameron, Doja Cat, those kinda vibes. It's mainstream, and she couldn't care less - it makes her a reliable pick for aux. I'm a firm believer that she's also a fan of musicals, so there'll be an occasional sprinkling of Rent, In the Heights, Moulin Rouge, Wicked, (oooh what the Wicked press tour would've meant to her) maybe a bit of Hadestown if you find her hidden playlists. It's not the most breakthrough music taste of the bunch, but she loves it anyway. Defo buys her favorite singers makeup deals too.She probably wanted to be a good singer as a kid, but im really sorry to say that Tyler is a better singer than she is. Not by a lot, and she's not bad, she's just not amazing. She knows this, she has no qualms about singing along very loudly to songs anyway. Finian finds it adorable.
Cat - She has a limp Bizkit poster. She knows all the Gorillaz lore but she prefers Blur, and Radiohead is deeply important to her late night drinking sessions. I think she at first hated Scarlett's musical love, but over time and with deep resentment she actually grew to tolerate a couple of them. Scarlett calls her the Elphaba to her Glinda, and Cat says that she's actually the Burr to Scar's Hamilton. She's very ashamed of the fact she knows a lot about Beetlejuice now. Probably had Noodle from Gorillaz as her pfp in middle school before it got changed to the dog from Snot. This girl plays BASS GUITAR and she plays it WELL. I imagine it's probably one of her main hobbies, and she really loves making her guitar look cool. She can sing rock metal pretty well, (has no healthy vocal techniques though) but with any other form of singing she's incredibly flat, can't hit a note.
Finian - He listened to Bo Burnham way too often when he was around fifteen (if he hears that mans voice now he reacts like a sleeper agent). But nowadays I think he's more into Tame Impala and Mac DeMarco. Jeff Buckley is reserved for special occasions where he feels like breaking down. Sufjan Stevens is a lethal weapon that will make him tear up on the spot. He also likes Laufey but doesn't tell people because hes terrified they'll assume he's being performative. Can't play any instruments unless you count being able to synth beats and stuff on softwares. He's a slightly better singer than Tyler is, but only to the degree of being pleasant when he sings to himself. Can't sing loud very well and quite frankly the thought makes him reach for a gun. Like Tyler, he wants to vomit at the thought.
Auri - Big Conan Gray listener, big Faouzia listener, big Alex Warren listener, big Billie Eilish listener. Her taste is just off-cilter mainstream without ever being too gratingly popular, occasionally there are whispers of indie singers in her playlists. People are torn between thinking her taste is peak and thinking it's genuine trash. She really wanted to get into music with no words, so she would be better at focusing ( + she thought that it would make her seem cool), but she literally couldn't do it, it drove her insane. Can't sing. Can't. At all. It's really bad. She doesn't try anymore and she's a little embarrassed over how horrific it is, but shes come to acceptance. She found this out around the age of eight when she sang at an assembly and it was horrific. Callie was a beautiful singer though.
Kal - He knows a lot about music theory and has canonically studied music, so he's the most knowledgeable about it amongst the squad. He can recognize music made well even if it's not his genre. That said, the music he actually enjoys listening to is often wordless and very emotional, kinda like "Snape's Demise" from the hp soundtrack. When he does listen to lyrics it's quite dramatic or sombre. Achilles Come Down type vibes, Bells of Notre Dame type vibes. I think the Prince of Egypt soundtrack probably does a lot for him emotionally. Has simultaneously the best music taste and also the worst because you can never put it on around other people. REALLY struggles with Scarlett's music taste, like he genuinely finds it hard to listen to. Approves of some of the musicals tho. Canonically a musician, I think he's probably very very good at the siif if he's been playing it since he was a child. I assume he's also a beautiful singer, by far the best of the whole squad, but he only sings in private. Aurora thinks it's wonderful and he sings to her, the others didn't know he could sing until like a year into their friendship. Then they got pissed because he was a little *too* good and it wasn't fair.
Zila - doesn't listen to a lot of music. If she does, it's mindless. If you now Let Go by Ark Patrol (Google it if u were on tiktok at all i know u know it) i think that's the only genre she would really listen to, and she often plays the same song on repeat. She has a guilty pleasure for podcasts that read Reddit stories though. I also think that she's in heavy, heavy denial over the things that Gigi Perez's music does her emotional phyche, it speaks to her too deeply, she views her songs like heavy drugs that should be avoided (she loves them).I think she used to be a very cute singer as a kid, probably liked to put on little dance shows for her parents. But since *the incident* i genuinely believe she has never tried to sing even once. But she was defo great at the piano as a kid and could still play it if asked.
Saedii - dramatic like her brother but in an entirely different way. Emotional music does nothing for her, and she prefers it when the choir sounds like they're angry (insert that one song here). Will forever deny it, but she really likes Terran electric guitar. Probably doesn't hate Florence + the Machine either. Her father put her onto violent political podcasts as a teenager though and she had to delete them all as an adult post meeting Tyler. Can sing beautifully just like her brother, but finds no purpose in it and does not polish her skills at all. Also like her brother, Scarlett's music makes her want to carve out her eardrums with a knife.
‘average Jones twin has 5 mothers-in-law’ factoid actually just statistical error. Scarlett Jones, who married into a Betraskan clan & has 10 mothers-in-law, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
RIP Cat Brannock, you would have loved the Australian anthem, Untouched by The Veronicas
I’m back on my bullshit, so here, have some head cannons about Saedii Gilwraeth, the baddest bitch in the galaxy:
Huge animal lover, would collect pets if she had the space and time to take care of them all. Especially likes prickly animals that people shy away from - thinks the superstition about black cats is downright criminal
Despite her history as an Unbroken Templar, is extremely well respected as a leader by a large cohort of Free Syldrathi and is very influential when it comes to establishing the new state
Beautiful singing voice but absolutely no one knows. Idk just trust me on this
DESPISES the fact that her B’eshmai is Terran enough to be able to grow body/facial hair. Tyler’s 5 o’clock shadow is the bane of her existence
Incredibly high maintenance hair and makeup routine - the root touch ups are constant, it takes a fucking mathematical formula to put her black lipstick on without any smudges, and don’t even get me started on how she gets the band across her eyes straight
Has sooooo many weapons on her at all times. If she had to go through a metal detector, the amount of time it would take to de-weaponise is downright comedic
Can sleep anywhere on anything, not because she’s tired but she’s had to learn the military skill of how to fall asleep in really uncomfortable places so she’s a pro at this point
Along that line, sleeps in the most uncomfortable positions imaginable. Girl will be in a whole ass advanced yoga pose dreaming away
Following the world learning of her existence post-Ra’haam, has been the gay awakening of many many women across the galaxy. She can’t help that her face card never declines y’all
Like, the comments of any social media post where she’s pictured is full of “Tyler Jones can you fight?” comments
On a totally unrelated note, Tyler Jones’ stories occasionally feature him and Kal duking it out just to show off that yes, he can indeed fight
Is not possessive, but is territorial - y’all see that video of Kylie Kelce reacting to people thirst tweeting over Jason Kelce? Yeah that’s Saedii
Is the favourite aunt amongst the squad’s kiddos. She’s just cool guys idk what to tell you
Loves rock climbing/bouldering. Will climb a tall tree if given the opportunity
Has one knee that clicks constantly since she was hurt on the Andarael
Loves and respects the fuck out of all the 312 girlies, just very bad at showing it, but she has let Scarlett paint her nails before and Scarlett saw straight through her
Gets Scarlett’s hyper-pop stuck in her head constantly - Erien has caught her tapping the beat on meeting tables before and finds it hilarious
Anyway, Saedii Gilwraeth the woman you are
Fin after getting his present from the Dominion vault:
K idk a singular thing about how rights to publish stuff about someone’s life works but if anyone in 3280 tried to make a documentary about squad 312, they can only get permission if they plan to do it in a mockumentary style.
Like, squad 312 is not allowing any actually serious, true crime-esque portrayals of their escapades, it’s only allowed to be shown in a form that captures the true chaos of that period.
Like, if they’re not gonna cover the Dominion heist in all it’s glory, they don’t get to do shit.
Also, Saedii’s the only one who will volunteer to be interviewed purely so she gets the opportunity to put absolute shit on the squad and their “not bad, just less amazing” plans
Kal, Ty and Fin truly are the standard for boyfriends everywhere because wdym they all see their girlfriends get absolutely furious and always fall between 3 options
Being in awe of their strength
Listening to their emotions
Try and protect them from what's causing them pain
goodness gracious they really see their respective girlfriends full of rage and just go "omg i love her so much" WONDERFUL work gentlemen brownie points for you all
Tyler jones had a horrific bowl cut as a kid i can feel it in my bones.
Scarlett always had pigtails and never faced this issue.
Rip Scarlett Jones and Finian de Karran de Seel, you would have loved ‘Honey’ by Taylor Swift
little emotional moments in the Aurora cycle that I think deserve more attention
- Tyler calling Zila "Zee" when he watches her older self ask him to forgive her 🥺 that made me sob so damn hard the first time I read it man idek why
- The whole scene of Kal yelling at his father after Tyler dies, (which is so important for both their characters and no one talks about it but that's for another day) but specifically the fact that Kal is openly crying the whole time?? In front of the same man who told him that tears are for the conquered, he is sobbing while telling his father that he is strong nonetheless, and is made so through love, and and and oh no now I'm crying too
- Finian giving Auri a hug just because he thought she needed one
- Scarlett hugging Zila when they say goodbye (and zila relaxing in her embrace omg)
- Tyler hugging Scarlett and Finian when they stay at Aurora Legion with him
- the way all of them group hug in the epilogue when they reunite
- there's so many hugs they're all so cute
- FINIAN GRABBING SHAMROCK. FINIAN RUNNING BACK TO GRAB SHAMROCK. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME WHY DID WE FORGET THIS???
- Saedii seeming genuinely distraught when her baby drakkan (i think her name is Isha) dies
- Kal and Zila's lil moment when she rescues him from unbroken containment
- I can, will, have, and will always talk about Tyler and Auri's sibling dynamic but all their little convos at the very start of the series are so sweet they're both so gentle with each other
- and Tyler gifting Auri Magellan 😭 and he says it's a birthday gift omg just stab me
- the way Tyler and Scarlett grieve Cat in completely different ways, with Tyler refusing to think about her because of how much it hurts, and Scarlett embracing the pain in order to remember her
- in fact, Cats whole final chapter genuinely changed me when I first read it, I still fully think it's literary genius, and it's absolutely heartbreaking and I'm not sure why that chapter hasn't become our Odysseus vs Poseidon moment yet
- the quickness of Saedii joining the squad (even though she grumbles about it) because that to me always read that she had been (subconsciously) desperate for an excuse to leave her father and she finally found it
- Finian and Zila's sweet little talk while Kal and Auri are in the echo
- Zila and Scarlett bonding over cookies
There's literally so many more but this post is getting too long 😞
sketches of the cuties
I love them so much they're all so sweet and my heart hurts a bit
Aurora cycle characters but I describe them badly and in a sentence or two
Aurora: Record holder for longest hangover sleep in at 2 centuries. Doing her Irish ancestors proud.
Finian: standards so high he considers the peak of human legionnaires to be a rebound.
Zila: “What do you mean tazeing people is illegal? I do it all the time!”
Tyler: What if goody two shoes, but dating a war criminal?
Scarlett: earthly manifestation of a god of trade. Once bought a designer handbag with two chocolate coins and a wink
kal: Violence isn’t the answer
saedii: it’s the question, and the answer is yes
rip tyler jericho jones you wouldve loved nike, lebron james and gym podcasts
rip scarlett isobel jones you wouldve loved 2000's aesthetics, pitch perfect and tiktok
rip cat brannock you wouldve loved formula 1, graphic eyeliner and superstore
rip kaliis idraban gilwraeth you wouldve loved hadestown, greenhouses and ambient noise
rip aurora jie lin o malley you wouldve loved final fantasy, thrifted clothes and crappy stickers
rip finian de karran de seel you wouldve loved scalp massages, 90's video games and marvel
rip zila madran you wouldve loved libraries, pandora and anime
rip saedii gilwraeth you wouldve loved dark siren makeup, gameshows and smash rooms
it’s been a few weeks, I can probably make one of these again….
but anyways
I had forgotten that Scarlett was fucking mental
follows her brother into military service at the ripe old age of like 12
steals his futuristic iPad thing and downloads spyware onto it for a free handbag???
has (had?) a running list of ex boyfriends sorted by pros and cons. I’m extremely confused as to where she found the time to date 50+ dudes in like, 7 years tops
is besties with her brothers friend/subordinate/lover(kinda)
somehow turns like $2.37 and a half a roll of mints into 6 outfits
gaslight gatekeep girlbosses her way into a bank vault with a 7 foot tall space elf on a fucking dog leash.
runs a game of dice with said space elf, a random person from 200 years ago, and a man with British levels of sass and skin pale enough to be a white photo backdrop
infiltrates a massive fleet of space jihadists with a really big piece of glassware that makes the sun go sicko mode
gets atomized by said glassware
sent back in time and gets repeatedly murdered by a trigger happy space cop after she racially profiles her boyfriend
Does a tracheostomy with a pen. Not super mental but rather impressive
organizes a vacation with the two kids of space jihadist prime, said 200 year old lady, suspiciously Roman* guy whose probably gonna be an admiral or something, and the sassy man.
K, so what I’ve figured out about myself recently is that, if it occurs in a series, my favourite characters are the characters that I’m mentally calling “Romeo & Juliet’s children” (idk what else to call them).
Basically, I fuck heavy with characters whose parents were on opposites sides of a conflict and were consequently forced to be enemies but instead they fell in love.
Examples include Manon Blackbeak from Throne of Glass, the Jones twins from the Aurora Cycle and Rumi from K-pop Demon Hunters (who is the third that established the pattern in my mind lol)
I don’t know, something just hits different with characters whose existence prove the indomitable force of love and I think we need more of them.
“Average Squad 312 member has 2 living parents” factoid actually incorrect. Finian, who has 14 parents was a statistical outlier and should not have been counted