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Mike Driver
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Hey friends!!! I know it's been quite a while, but I am still alive! And still high as ever, lol..I was just so busy there for a while and actually forgot my password, never having time to reset it.
But I am back and miss all of you sexy ppl. Message me
friend: hey thanks so much for that thing that you did
me: oh its the least i could do
friend: aw
me: *pulls friend closer and whispers* no, im serious. im so much more
Shhh.. Do YOU HEAR THAT? OH MY GOD, DO. YOU. HEAR. THAT? Oh, that’s just my heart. God, that’s loud.
I’m not high at allllll. ;)
i feel like i should have been born on april fools because my life is a joke
"I'm Fine"
When people ask how are you everyone expects to hear I’m doing well
Not but not the kind of well you think, I’m sinking at the bottom of this one
And no one’s got a rope long enough to pull me up.
Not my ghosts are eating me alive.
So you keep your mouth shut tight like a vault even when all the words
want nothing more than to learn the security code
and find their way out like bank robbers.
This is useless currency.
Sometimes even shooting stars take their own bullets.
Sometimes even language learns that it comes with a muzzle-
but what’s the difference between a gun and telling the truth?
The gun comes with a safety.
Sometimes you get so lonely you kiss people who are also lonely
but are just better at letting it be known
because sometimes, kissing is like speaking something
that for once two people understand.
When people ask how are you everyone expects to hear Good
No one expects to hear this is one of those days when
I feel like swallowing an onion whole just so I’ll have an excuse
for all these tears, just so I can come up with something better than
I have allergies so no I’m not really crying,
and by allergies I mean sadness,
and by sadness I mean being allergic to happiness.
So the next time you ask someone
how they’re doing and this person says fine
remember it might just be the last time you’ll see them alive.
If Asked What Voicemail I Would Leave You
Listen, I know I once wished to kill myself just so I could be reincarnated
and come back as your left lung to finally feel a type of breathing
that didn’t hurt, but I am done being the seconds between lightning and thunder.
I am done being the debris after the tornado.
I know it’s getting late and the stars are starting to wish upon themselves,
but before all is said and done, I just wanted to tell you-
I am the storm itself.
My mother once told me that skies are just a reflection of the ocean
but I am no longer a reflection of what you did to me.
I used to believe that on his bad days God or whoever’s up there
would switch the clouds and the seas around just to get a change of scenery
and for a few seconds the water would get to feel
all the pain the sky goes through at not being able to touch the ground
but here I am, telling you
that I am fine
and I don’t want you to feel what I feel anymore
because water doesn’t have the right to touch the skies it once tried to drown.
So I hope you memorize the sound of this dial tone after I hang up
because if you ever hurt another woman the way you hurt me,
that’s the only thing you’ll ever hear when you try to call her back.
10 Metaphors for Describing How You Fell Out of Love with Me
1. You were the noose and I was the tree; our timing was always slightly off.
2. We both knew the myth of a vampire looking in a mirror and not seeing its reflection. I knew it was over when you woke up and said you couldn’t see me in your future, even when I was standing right behind you. That night, I dreamt of garlic, stakes, and heartbreak.
3. You always said I was your star, but couldn’t stay awake long enough at night to see them come out.
4. Once, when we were reading together in the evening with my feet on your lap, you told me that you always thought the blinking of fireflies meant that they were communicating in Morse code, but after you took an entomology class you discovered their blinking was used for mate selection. A few months before we ended, you started turning the bedroom lights off when we had sex and refused to talk to me until we were finished and the lights were back on again.
5. A year later, and I still keep wondering if you were trying to tell me something with every flip of the light switch, even though I know it’s futile to place meaning in something that doesn’t matter anymore.
6. Clark’s Nutcrackers, a type of grey and black mountain bird, bury thousands of seeds each year and can remember where most of them are. You remembered all our arguments but never our anniversaries.
7. Down at our favorite river, with our feet in the tide, I told you my favorite kind of current was the one so smooth you could almost write in it. You stopped writing me poems sometime midway through our relationship, and the river dried up shortly after.
8. I was a storm and you were just the stormchaser that eventually decides he’s had enough of putting himself in the path of destruction.
9. I tried not to leave any debris behind after you left me. I’m sorry. But tornadoes almost always uproot at least one house.
10. Like the recipient of a heart transplant, I was always yours, but you were never mine.
These sporks