Scorpio (?)

Hot Dad Enthusiast

[starlightweave]

If I had to see this most foul and diabolical crime against humanity then so do all of you 😭

Like PLEASE, for the love of God, can we ban tiktok already 😭

The replies tho

NOT THE ROADMAN ACCENT 💀

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[dogpuppy]

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[parkayquarts]

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

[kc-the-artist]

POV: You’re a dish with fish in it 🐟

[mtndewbajablast]

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

[mtndewbajablast]

[hiveswap]

shrex

[yasirumora]

I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

[mtndewbajablast]

like hell you will

[deadlittledogs]

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear

[dogpuppy]

[ozempicofficial]

[xalatath]

I'm high looking at street cat wiki. Thus is too much for me

[felassan]

Mass Effect Art: file name "Mass Effect Krogan Civil War" [source]

thumbnail text:

"The N7 Day 2025 Krogan Civil War Page Check out this poster image of the Krogan Civil War asset!"

[felassan]

User: "Past event or future event?" Michael Gamble: "Future." [source]

[strawbeeryratpie]

The Z-team seeing Robert’s depressing ass Apartment like:

[kanashiba]

Looking back through my old Tumblr posts like omg who was she... like why are there still Skeleton War posts in my drafts

[cannibalchicken]