prawn palace

29 || he/they

[hotvampireadjacent]

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[obscuretobyfox]

i know it was unused but i feel like i do not hear enough people talking about this

[spghtrbry]

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i have to go

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[watermel9n-deactivated20230314]

[marlynnofmany]

This works surprisingly well as an Eminem rap monologue!

(Here's the link to the original textpost if anyone wants it.)

[lokaror]

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[important-cat-pics]

[villapaitalepakko]

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[rubyvroom]

@unhelpfultarot

[dogpuppy]

[memeuplift]