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i want to put this on the back of a bomber jacket

memewhore

ihavenohotcocoa

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

catgirlanarchist

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

secretgarden

victusinveritas

black-crested-jaybird

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

37q

ostolero

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

sayaratyriea

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

mortimermcmirestinks

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

crashingbore

anxietyproblem

starsnot

have you ever seen a cow in real life

i see cows every day

i see cows very often

i only see cows occasionally, but often enough that it isnt unusual

i have only seen cows a few times

i have seen cows once

i have seen cows but only at a Place To See Animals

i have never seen a cow

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

if you used to see cows consistently but you dont anymore, answer according to how often you did at cow time!

starsnot

only poll response that matters

rationalisms

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

marcchurch

blemgoid

my new smart tv came with the 24/7 circus accidents channel

tallspookylady

like... they cause them?

javascript-official

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...