(DISCLAIMER: Ryan Demnison is not a real person, he is an OC owned by @gzgs222-blog, Nor are the events, locations and other characters show within this blog, he is a character in the Hellsite au, created by @cinnaspec.)
If tumblr blogs were physical this one would have cobwebs and dust all over it.
So I've been gone for a while clearly, kinda had to, I'm a human in hell, constantly blogging my presence isn't very good for my health, inf act it nearly got my house burned out the last time I posted.
It'd be Easter about now, I'm slowly getting used to how time works down here, but don't think they celebrate any of the holidays we celebrate upstairs.
As for where I've been, trying to get paid, that's been settled thankfully.
Me again. Been trying to get settled in, @angiefuzzyboots (or Angel as his name is apparently) set me up with a simple job, just handing out news papers.
First day went well and he decided to take me to get something to drink.
On a side not. It is *white* down here like
Hospital clean white.
I'm seriously questioning if I'm still dreaming and this is an ungodly long nightmare.
Been on this train for the last several hours now, Queenie told me to go find angie herself, still don't really know who "he" is, but right now that freakin' cults at the rock bottom of my priorities.
Anyhow, we're in sunlight right now (I *think* it's daytime, anyways? Sure looks and feels like it though)
Looks like I'm not the only one who got out either.
āļøāļøHello! This is just an information post about the Hellsite!auāļøāļø
Let me go over a few little things:
What is this au?
This au is essentially like a little rewrite of the Hellaverse, similar to the Instagram!au if anyone knows what Iām talking about. But this is additionally critical to the shows.
HOWEVER, this is not like the previous au we did, which was the Selfaware!au, in which multiple characters gained self awareness and began criticising the show. This au does not include self awareness, rather peopleās takes/rewrites of characters, but they can still be critical of situations in the show, essentially the characters are a bit more realistic.
How do you join?
You can just dm this account for any info!
Alternatively if you want to join, make an account and join the community! But make sure the character isnāt taken!
If you wish to join our discord server for this au, join the discord server here , this is where a lot of the planning for everything goes down, as well as just interacting with everyone else!
ā¢Do not make a blog of a character if someone has already claimed said character
ā¢If you wish to include certain topics or subjects within your rewrite, make sure to use TWās or CWās.
ā¢Do not bring any drama into this community, we just want to enjoy this fun experience.
Some characters are off limits
By that, for now there are some characters we donāt want to include in the au, this may change with time but for now, characters that are off the list:
ā¢Valentino
ā¢Stolas
Join the hellsite!au community on Tumblr!
This place is a hellsite. A hellsite for anyone a part of the hellsite!au hell yeah!
I watched the recent Animeverse panel (for the Hazbin/Helluva voice actors) and about 30 minutes in or so, Brandon Rogers LEGITIMATELY refers to Octavia as "Cockblock Tavia".
A grown ass man really sees a fictional teenager as that much of a nuisance. Which also damn near proves that Stolas IS just seen as the main character who must get what he wants no matter what.
Stolitz is a relationship, formed out of coercion, power imbalances, favors, and lovelessness. Why is it endgame? And why make Octavia, his daughter, the "idiot" who just "gets in the way" of her father's happiness? That happiness being the most shallow I've ever seen.
The goal of Helluva Boss really is to hate its women and uplift the worst ship I've ever bared witness to. There's nothing else there anymore except... yay, Stolas? I guess? In the show he's so unpleasant still, too, even after getting his little happy ending with his Victim. That's the character we're supposed to root for... That's what Helluva Boss has become.
I had an epiphany, helluva boss makes a lot more sense if you imagine it as Stolasās fanfic. Like 90% of it is just him being an unreliable narrator going āOh no I had every right to cheat on my wife because sheās a BITCH who would abuse lil ol me and sheās ALWAYS been this way even when we were kids!!!ā (ā No I didnāt actually try in this relationship why would I? Iām a sad gay twink I can do whatever I want!ā) like imagine
āOh and blitzy yelled at me even though Iāve never looked down on him except for all the times I did I canāt believe he would ever think so LOW OF ME šššā
āHmm I donāt know what to do with the girl imp hmm, I know Iāll write in a pregnancy that she would never want!! Oh Iām so clever and original :>ā
āHow do I demean my ex wife even more hmmā¦Iāll imply an incestous relationship between her and her brother oh, genius!! Surely no one will sympathize with her after that!!ā
And meanwhile in the real world Blitz and the rest of IMP are happily carrying on their kill for pay business without needing to rely on Stolas, Octavia is happily living with her mom and uncle and Stolas is living on the streets living off of lucky charms and crying himself to sleep as he reads comments pointing out how much of an abuser he is.
This is my new headcanon itās the only way I can tolerate this series
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