A Mad Girl's Love Song

29 and still tired

[purristt]

genuinely what is their problem

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Thats just Matt Mercer

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[christ-chan-official]

[swedishjazz]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[arienai]

yuri shipping

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

update!

[mildmayfoxe]

for everyone else who wants to see better pics of the most beautiful ship in the world

[maureen2musings]

A little relaxation, Brooks Falls, Alaska @achdiefranzi

[mortalityplays]

if you published A Modest Proposal on tumblr you would get about a 45 minute grace period before people started helpfully informing you in the notes that cannibalism is a real thing that does happen sometimes and also if you think about it poor people are effectively being eaten by the rich, especially children, so even though op was joking it's actually a serious issue

[mortalityplays]

@ jonathan swift did you know sometimes poor people's bodies ARE actually exploited by the rich irl

[terriwriting]

Historically insensitive that he specifically recommends eating Irish babies. It's like he's not even aware of England's colonial occupation of Ireland.

[mortalityplays]

[ruinedchildhood]

[stardynamite]

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

[stardynamite]

My artistic rendition:

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[bjornwilde]

Better with sound

[thewayfindsyou]

I HAVE GUARDED THIS DOMAIN FOR OVER A DECADE. FROM PEST, FIRE AND BRIMSTONE. AND YOU DARE SAY NO MORE TREATS??!?

[jezebelgoldstone]

*the opening of O Fortuna, perfectly timed, plays in the background*

[theehorsepusssy]

[effinbirds]

[effinbirds]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[thatsoup]

Developing new spiders here

[spacepsychologist]

Georg craves a variety of flavors.

[thememedaddy]