“three years super league”

she/her | 29 | sidney crosby’s dump truck lives rent free in my mind

[87vettel]

—ONLY IN PITTSBURGH. ALWAYS WITH SID.

[softeboymoments]

[twominutesforembellishment]

Arty waiting for taps.

27.04.2026 [Round 1 Game 5]

[kcsplace]

Sid/Sidgeno + text posts because I'm still upset about last night and need joy

[benchgatorade]

three guesses who he’s talking about

[trulyabookweirdo]

I have this headcanon that [SPOILERS FROM THE LONG GAME] after Shane and Ilya get outed and the media frenzy winds down, they end up doing several low stake interviews to get the general population to like them as a pair. And so at one point they end up doing the "reading mean tweets trend" together (the idea was for them to defend each other) and one directed at Shane reads:

"Can you imagine being the reason that Ilya Russian-Greatest-Love-Machine Rozanov spends the rest of his life having boring missionary style sex? Shane Hollander, if you really love him, let him go"

And everyone can see Ilya trying to understand the tweet for a second before he freezes, his breathing becoming unsteady while he interrupts Shane (stammering through a media trained response) to say:

"you... You think that Shane... You think he..."- before completely collapsing into absolute laughter. The kind of laughter that kind of hurts, that has you wheezing and trying to find your breath, that gets tears in your eyes and turns your face red from lack of oxygen. His voice and laughter get high-pitched, and he has to steady himself on his husband cause he almost falls from his chair.

The man is completely undone while Shane smacks his leg to "shut up, shut up!", all the while trying and failling to finish the sentence, cause he can't believe anyone on this planet could think of Shane as anything less as a sexually-deviant-kinky motherfucker who would rather die than do something less than soft BDSM.

Every time he starts to calm down, he looks at the camera and starts laughing again. They have to stop recording for 15 minutes, and in the following part of the interview everyone can see the red eyes from the tears of laughter, and the cuts in the video from where he couldn't control himself and started laughing again.

The day after it's released, Ilya's unhinged laughter becomes a response meme for when people say something stupid.

[divorcedfranklangdon]

just a reminder that it's fuck ICE forever

[ahexagon]

any semblance of a cool guy persona ilya has with the cens is gone as soon as shane joins. shane makes an admittedly lame joke in front of them and ilya is laughing for wayyy too long. you're married he'll let you hit bro you don't have to do all this

[hearteyesilya]

always together... even if it's by 💗 touching toes 💗 x

[themoonandmyman]

The first phrase Shane learns in Russian is ‘I love you’

The second and third actually are ‘harder, please’ and ‘yes, sir’, except he doesn’t tell Ilya.

He just springs it on him mid fuck with a perfect pronunciation and Ilya makes a face like he’s just stepped out into traffic and immediately cums so hard his entire body tenses and he gets a leg cramp so bad he falls off the bed.

He’s entirely obscured from view but Shane just hears a tiny confused (but affectionate) little

‘Shane what the fuck’

[stormsthatrage]

Heated Rivalry AU where the relationship reveal happens because David Hollander's phone gets hacked and approximately 5,000 pictures and videos of Shane and Ilya being cute (both together and individually) get dumped onto the internet.

No accusations can be made about them throwing games for each other, because there are several videos of them being super competitive about absolutely nothing. For example, one of the dumped files is a video of the two playing Monopoly (filmed discretely from a hallway). They look about ready to murder each other. And then, off-screen, Yuna's voice - in a Mom Voice TM, of course - calls, "Boys, you better not be doing what I think you are!"

Ilya says, "Nyet, Mama," at the same time Shane says "No, Mom!" And in perfect sync they hide evidence of the game, not a single movement between them wasted.

There's also a video of them trash talking each other for being slow as they race to put away the most clean dishes from the dishwasher.

It's a whole genre. Play-fighting as they bring out a measuring tape to literally measure who shoveled the most snow from the driveway, bringing up hockey stats as they argue over who deserves to hold the tv remote, etc.

And, of course, Ilya isn't upset at David for the whole incident. Ilya is crying, though, because it's clear from looking through the photos how much David absolutely loves Ilya. It's so apparent through the captured moments how much David adores his second son.

[shanehollancler]

Oh, I hope some hockey players watched it...

[stevenrogered]

[powerplaypressure]

they saw you from across the room and do NOT like your vibe

[moncuries]

highlights from Avery Beaumont's article Don't Let Them F*cking Take It From You ( @jimmiesvesey )

[pensherosjourney]

when you're having one of the worst days at work and then someone has the nerve to give you a cute stuffed stoat

[sunnys1de-d0wn]

so i was watching heated rivalry (again) and paused randomly on the gem of a moment that is david assuming they've been together since the All-Star game and i laughed so hard because THIS-

is the face of a man who's going to have to tell his parents that no, it hasn't been about 6 months, maybe try 7. Years, actually. of him fucking his arch rival and proceeding to pathetically fall head over heels for him. Despite said arch rival being a man. And his rival. And an egoistic asshole, in theory.

AND SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM IS THIS GUY-

who whored himself out put unspeakable amounts of effort into kickstarting this situationship-turned-marriage before his career even took off solely to witness this exact moment in time HES SO SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT HIM OHMYGODDDD IM CRYING💀