In the graveyard doing handstands

Betsy. 28. ESTJ. Classicist.

[greelin]

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

[greelin]

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

[narutwitter]

[saturnsconstellation]

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

[agamemnon-sux]

[cruel-hiraeth]

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

[kingofattolia]

Queen's Thief books come in exactly two flavors:

1) Life-Changing Field Trip to Attolia

2) The Eugenides Razzle Dazzle

[hustlerose]

soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

[hustlerose]

soup de resistance: a very impressive and popular soup emerges...

soup d'etat: ousting the previous soup of the day and installing your own

soup de grace: execution of the deposed soup of the day

[sacred-portal]

[lovely-v]

okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

[calamitysong]

[sacred-portal]

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[intercal]

researching medieval file formats like .tapestry and .stainedglass

[lakemojave]

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out

[thememedaddy]

[natequarter]

nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème