Sometimes people surprise you.

My name is Amaya and someone once told me that I'm an orange snowflake that tastes like blue and my URL now adequately portrays how much of a douchebag I am. 

[phdintvwatching]

Parks and Rec gets real. 

[beshertolockthedoor-blog]

Parks and Rec is always real.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sleep well. (by C-Section Comics)

[paprika]

[egobuss-deactivated20150421]

dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods 

so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture 

look at their faces 

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is 

look at apollo 

look at his face

so judgmental 

i love it 

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[ruinedchildhood]

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[bigeisamazing]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs just make me cry

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[graphigeek-blog]

Flower Art by Bridget Collins

Seattle based artist Bridget Collins composes ethereal works of art, highlighting her love for Mother Nature.

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[tastefullyoffensive]

No complaints here. (via hollyholmie)

[karina-padilla]

For anyone who might need this right now ❤️

[ithelpstodream]

[kpfun]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

thanks barbie

[redrahloo-deactivated20200802]

teen vogue 2k17

[queeranne]