ow my balls and my pee pee
a genital-based misery
my nasty groin gets slapped all day
and all night long i pray and pray
for sweet release, for sleep to come
so that my dick and balls go numb
ouch my shaft and ouch my head
i surely wish that i were dead
my husband and i have this entire poem memorized word for word and we recite it to each other at least once every 6 months for the past eight years. i genuinely think it might be the best piece of poetry ever written
















