Attraction Dump

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[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[femmeferocity]

Imagine the straight version of The Ultimatum and one of the cast was arrested for DV against their partner, would we see them in the same room at the reunion?

And why were their sexual encounters on full display with audio & visual? Everyone says none of that was on the straight version.

Nah but why are queer relationships not treated w the same respect?

[attractinator-3000]

FACTSSSS

I was thinking this the entire time. So much was NOT okay

[glutenfreetitty]

Okay sorry to say but Lexi actually sucks. She’s so controlling and doesn’t listen to or respect Rae 😬

[kaplooie]

Out of all the dating shows you could possibly make queer, Netflix chose the MESSIEST one possible

[disneydatass]

Aussie: I’m not going to run away

Aussie when there is any sort of pushback:

[disneydatass]

But for real can we give it up for the true MVPs of this entire shit show please?!

[fantastichologramfox]

[fragilepromise]

yoly did not beat the 'falls in love easily' allegations AT ALL

[treebranchy]

The moral of The Ultimatum: Queer Love is that lesbians need to break up more often. Ain't no way some of these couples have been dating for 3,4 years WHOLLY INCOMPATIBLE.

[attractinator-3000]

Almost at the end of this show and I’ve been wondering how the hell they’ve all stayed together! So much is so toxic 😭😭

[thebrothel]

Navigation

The brothel is a metafic universe where fic characters interact with each other and occasionally their madame (writer). It is set on the Toxic Compound, a sprawling property with multiple living quarters including the Joel Mansion, Slasher Party House, and Boyd Bungalow. Sometimes the madame writes smut here, too 😵‍💫

Reality tv episodes.

Real Housecreeps is a reality TV show about what they are up to when they're not in their fics. Sometimes producers intervene to stir things up.

📺🌹 real housecreeps - tv guide

Written by characters.

⛓️waking up by raider guest writer

🌸bedtime by sweet pea

👱‍♂️taking a walk by carter

👱‍♂️leatherface by carter

💦quickie by stepdad

🍃birthday by night walks

🍑Apple juice by Lincoln

🥩butcher by guest writer

⛓️waking up pt. 2 by raider

🍑helpful by vamp guest writer

⛓️raider - Joel's version by raider

The Madame's secret fics 🔥

⛓️👱🏼‍♂️camping raider x you, exhibitionism

⛓️👱🏼‍♂️river of dreams raider x you x Carter

🌸 girl talk, sweet pea x you

⛓️👱🏼‍♂️carter's dream, carter x you

⛓️👱🏼‍♂️stinger, Carter x you, you x joel

⛓️👱‍♂️sucking Carter off (not sweet pea)

📷 POV masterlist 1: 12 ficlets, various char.

📷 POV masterlist 2: 12 ficlets, various

⛓️👱‍♂️breakfast table: Joel x you, ft. Carter

⛓️🌸 bad ideas: Joel x you x her x Carter

Brothel banter

Chores incident 🧏‍♀️🍑⛓️

Guest appearance 💦🏠⛓️

Checkers 🧛‍♂️🔪

Name change 🧛‍♂️💦🏠

Dr. Rock's fic exercise

stepd*d 🏠

crying ⛓️

Bone to pick 👱‍♂️💵

✨ kinktober 🧛‍♂️🔪

Fine art.

Depravity Channel by @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog

Super Creepy gif by @iamasaddie

Real Housecreeps by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

Brothel zipline by puddles

Vampire in his coffin by puddles

I'm fond-uh my Gondola by puddles

Lincoln on work detail

Carter POV in the woods by puddles

Sweet pea's journal by @noxturnalpascal

girl talk mood board by not-a-unique-snowflake-blog

Lmk if I've left yours off 🖤

Residents.

🍃 @nightwalksjoel / ⛓️ @raiderjoel / 🔪 @slasherjoel / 🌸 @raidersweetpea / 👱‍♂️ @raidercarter / @lincolnjoel 🍑 / @vampirejoel / 💦 @stepdadjoel / @beachwalksbilly @lincolnjoel @thighsoutjoel @raiderjavip @bigdickstevemurphy @bigdaddyjoel @joeljojomiller @troublejoel @raidercarter @drrockmd @uncletommymiller @tommybhewitt

[vvamolian]

I’ll embrace all your versions.

Details by Roberto Ferri.

[8pxl]

late nights lost in the city 💜✨

[floodnetworks]

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

[floodnetworks]

gay klingons:

lesbian klingons:

[ernmark]

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

[ishouldbeontheenterprise]

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

[nudityandnerdery]

Bisexual Klingons:

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (January 4th, 2020)

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

It’s called a crush cuz i want them on me like a weighted blanket

[motherlygenocide-deactivated202]

it's called a crush because i wanna crush them between my thighs

[candlelit-eros-deactivated20230]

Indecisive sub that just wants to be good and let their dom decide everything for them 🤝 Dom that teases them and won’t fully satisfy them until they pry out exactly what the sub wants and makes them beg for it

[valtsv]

fuck you (confession of love)

[anetesenpai]

fuck me yourself (reciprocated)

[iwashandpicked]

if you’re not busy later i was wondering if you’d like to spend the rest of our lives together