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Fair warning
Due to a dumb-ass mistake, I’ve been using two different tumblr accounts, one on my phone, the other on my computer, without realizing. Since tumblr staff either hasn’t gotten back to me about how to mesh both tumblrs and I’m sure as hell not gonna just reblog everything in this blog, I’ll just stop using it. If you want to keep following me, go to @koalas-koalas-everywhere , it’s where I’ve been all this time, so.
Teacher: ok guys for this assignment, you need you to have a partner
My antisocial ass:
do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world
do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post
bold of you to presume I can die
Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.
god was kinkshaming satan
God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business
She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”
I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
@imabugandsoareyou
Lost dog reunites with his owner after being apart for 3 years 😭
I WOULD DIE FOR JORGE
LMS if you would die for Jorge
I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered
Fair warning
Due to a dumb-ass mistake, I’ve been using two different tumblr accounts, one on my phone, the other on my computer, without realizing. Since tumblr staff either hasn’t gotten back to me about how to mesh both tumblrs and I’m sure as hell not gonna just reblog everything in this blog, I’ll just stop using it. If you want to keep following me, go to @koalas-koalas-everywhere , it’s where I’ve been all this time, so.
Prank on the art teacher
honestly at this point, what HASN’T The Simpsons predicted for the future???
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Its fake….
I can’t believe The Simpsons predicted this tumblr post
A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from the Goddamn grave to be like, “I came back from the dead because you need to quit your shit.” Fuck. How big of an asshole do you have to be to have four fucking ghosts tell you to stop?
Have you ever met a rich capitalist
Also, one of those ghosts was a rich capitalist douche. He needed to reform Scrooge to work off his own sentence, didn’t he?
Marley’s ghost basically told Scrooge that if he kept being a greedy douchebag he would go to hell and Scrooge still needed convincing and that honestly is 100% believable to me
That an old rich white guy being told “Your going to hell unless you help the poor” would respond by going “I still kind of want to NOT help the poor tho?”
Charlie Dickens knew what was up.
Dickens had to work in a factory hos entire childhood. His father was thrown in a debtor’s prison. Thats why all his stories are about rich fucks getting owned.
The thing I love about A Christmas Carol is that at the time he wrote it, Christmas, as a holiday, was on par with our Arbor Day. And Scrooge held the Majority Opinion.
Dickens originally set out to write a Very Serious Pamphlet About the Plight of the Poor in Modern Times, with numbers, and statistics, and gruesome details about the state of debtors prisons. And he realized that it would probably not change a single thing, in the end.
So he changed it to fiction, and made it emotional, and focused on the lives in one specific family. And he also self-published it, because he realized that a for-profit publishing house wouldn’t want to touch it. And gave it to friends.
Not only did it help change people’s attitudes toward charity organizations and help reform labor laws, it also (pretty much) revived the whole custom of celebrating Christmas at all.
That, my friends, is the power of a well written ghost story.
I just looked up this to see if this was true and it is!
The pamphlet was going to be called ‘An Appeal to the People of England, on behalf of the Poor Man’s Child’
He decided to write the story because he realised that soap-boxing factory workers and their employers on the importance of educational reform wasn’t going to work on a society-wide scale.
A Christmas Carol is literally a leftist/socialist story about not being a dickwad to your employees because they’re human too, your ‘fellow man’
me: im bored what should i do
my brain: here’s something productive that u have been procrastinating on doing for literally three mont-
me: haha u wild. anyways only realistic suggestions please
corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage
also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks
worry
Shoutout to Netflix for having the actual cat who plays Salem walk the red carpet at the premiere
I don’t know his name, but LOOK AT HIM
AN ICON
WE STAN
LOOK AT HIM WALK LIKE HE OWNS THE DAMN RED CARPET (he does)
AN EMMY WINNER FOR SURE
thanks for coming to my tedtalk
Why isn’t there an actual red carpet for him to walk on?
He only likes black. It’s his aesthetic
But wouldn’t it pop more if he was on a red carpet or wearing a pet tuxedo that red? Having it blend in is too relaxing for the eyes.
reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
