Aubrey Murray

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A few months ago, a man told Stevie the price of ferret food was “fucking ridiculous” before swiping it off the counter and storming out.

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oberose

Involving or displaying much industry or effort

working at a whiskey company has me like....

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Socks Cinton

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venality

a vice associated with being bribeable or willing to sell one's services or power, especially when people are intended to act in a decent way instead

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cavalcade

a formal procession of people walking, on horseback, or riding in vehicles

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I also feel like I’ve been Red Pilled but exclusively in relation to Tevas. I notice other people wearing Tevas constantly now, like a whole new world has opened up to me. I have become a Tevas evangelist: I keep threatening to purchase my partner (look, when Tevas are involved, partner is the only appropriate word) a pair, and I will, even if he insists “I don’t want them” and “please don’t buy them.

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shambolic

chaotic, disorganized, or mismanaged

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cleek

to grasp or seize (something) suddenly and eagerly; snatch

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St. Louis Grocery Store Transforms Salad Bar into Mini Booze Bottle Buffet

St. Louis never disappoints. Even in the middle of a global pandemic, St. Louis finds a way to St. Louis so hard. See this photo...

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Recipe: Ricotta Gnocchi with Peas and Herbed-Lemon Butter

While I love being in the kitchen, there are times when I just need a quick but nice meal. I have a list of these meals that I keep tucked away for when company shows up unexpectedly or I want a bit of an extra-fancy feel to our average daily meal. Polenta, ravioli, and especially gnocchi tend to be my go-to’s because the meals are filling, beautiful, and easily adapted to what I have on hand at the time.

TJ cauliflower gnocchi=seconds

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Sweet Potato Smoothie

This SWEET POTATO SMOOTHIE is a healthy way to use up leftover baked sweet potatoes. It tastes like a holiday pie! Naturally-sweetened and dairy-free.

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If you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive..." "I would. I'm very lonely.

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Rags, the Shatwells' Irish setter, Doubles as a paper shredder. His lunch was bills and last year's taxes Followed by a dozen faxes.

Dog poems from David Sedaris

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Quarantine has me like

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Upping my game

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Chicago Bans Horse-Drawn Carriages Starting in 2021

After the City Council’s vote on Friday, operators will be unable to renew their licenses and the city will stop issuing new ones.

Finally some good news