all the things left undiscovered

AUBREY TRITON. 20. THE GYM RAT. Sophomore at Walt U. Daughter of Arista. Expert smoothie maker. Yoga instructor.

[aubreytriton]

stacypantazi‌:

You could take pity on all the sad under-aged who have to go to The Snuggly Duckling? You might be incentive for other people to go since I doubt the karaoke is pulling in many patrons. 

I thought about it, but I’m kind of afraid of ducks. There aren’t any real ones inside, right? It’s just a name that’s trying to be cute but is sort of scary to like, one in every million people instead?

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jamessmee‌:

Y’could always come and be m’first mate. The last guy didn’t quite work out, and it’d be interestin’ to have a siren on t’ship rather than one trying t’kill us.  Y’wouldn’t even need a second job.Think on it.

I did always kind of wonder what it would be like to be on the ship instead of just getting cold swimming in its shadow! Three questions before I totally sign my human life away to you, though!

Do blenders work on pirate ships? I’m kind of addicted to smoothies. 

Do I get a super cute pirate hat? My head’s kind of small, I might need a kid’s sized one.

Can we pass notes by rolling them across the boat in bottles? I’ve always wanted messages in bottles!

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bijouthorne‌:

I need some shopping buddies. Anyone wanna come along and tell me about how great I look in all of the swimsuits and help me decide which ones to get? 

Me! I can also tell you which ones are decent for swimming and looking totally hot, if that’s something you’re interested in doing at all.

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princessbonnie‌:

Well you seem cute and fun-loving and free-wheeling! We can be job twins times two if you came over to the Alley Way. 

I hope those are all accurate statements -- if they’re not then it must be I don’t know what any of those words actually mean! The Alley Way does sound super fun, and it’s probably one of the more clothing optional jobs in Walt, right? Because like honestly, sometimes I wish FG had like a nudist colony I could go live in instead, clothes are so anti-freeing.

[aubreytriton]

I think I need a second job -- I’m starting to get like lowkey teeny tiny a little bit bored in all of the hours I’m not spending at the yoga studio. Anyone know anyplace that’s hiring? Or anyplace that seems like a good fit for me?

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marjtriton‌:

Not that I expected it to be easy, but nursing school is way harder on my social life than I anticipated. I barely have anything else in my closet other than scrubs and the last time I had a free night was the wedding that never was and while it was fun, I was very confused! Have there been many Walt weddings like that? Should I always bring a change of clothes just in case someone else is getting surprised married? What is the correct gift to give to someone if they’ve ditched their own wedding and fly off on a dragon? Would someone like to answer all these questions and more over drinks or fun activity? 

Wait, why would you need to change clothes from one wedding to the other? It wasn’t like it changed venues! Did lots of people have like dress swaps to watch Lui and Baby get married instead? I didn’t pack extra clothes either, I just would have had to run around in my underwear if I tried to mix up my look.

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TEXT ✉️ MELBREY

Melody: ummmm....I don't have an answer to this, but why is your urinary system so connected to this lizard dream?

Aubrey: Have you never had the 'lizard in the toilet' nightmare???

[aubreytriton]

“It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for – and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool – for love – for your dreams – for the adventure of being alive.”

-- Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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TEXT ✉️ JUBREY

Julie: It means you're probably going to wake up with a lizard in your mouth some day. I hope you sleep with your mouth closed, I doubt they're very easy to swallow.

Aubrey: I think I do, but I don't think anyone's ever watched me sleep. Can you come try it?

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TEXT ✉️ Aubrenity

Serenity: Um... Depends. Was it a super vivid lizard dream as in you were half girl half lizard? 'cause that's your fish side saying you've been on land too long and means you probably /should/ drink more water, lol.

Aubrey: No, I wish! How awesome would that have been? I'd have been an Aubmodo Dragon!

Aubrey: But it was more a 'lizards are crawling all over me and I don't want to swallow them or have them crawl up my butt or something' kind of vibe!

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TEXT ✉️ OPEN

Aubrey: What does it mean if I had a super vivid lizard dream last night that made me wake up scared to pee or drink water?

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itzfabi‌:

“Well if it wasn’t you, then I don’t have to yell at you for bringing them so….like that.” Fab sighed, glancing at the bland asparagus on the table. “If only I had some Tajin on me. Or garlic salt. Garlic salt makes everything better.”

“Tajin? Wow, I don’t think I even know what that one is,” Aubrey giggled, trying to hide the fact that she was a little bit offended. Fresh veggies were great! They didn’t need too much extra to make them amazing. “Although like, if you wanted the dance crowd to eat them, one of my yoga students convinced me to eat ones wrapped in prosciutto and garlic and herb cheese on a cheat day once. Won’t students eat like, anything wrapped in meat?”

[aubreytriton]

“I swear I don’t know how that tray of asparagus bundles ended up on the appetizer table! I know I’m extra, but you guys don’t really think I’d bring my own vegetables to a dance, do you?”

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                                        GALENTINE’S DATE! 

Due to an overabundance of straight women and fewer straight men applying this year, we’ve matched groups of women, some who identify as straight and some who do not, for Galentine’s Day !! 

@marjtriton, @voodoo-lou, and @aubreytriton,  you’ll be meeting your matches at 8:00 pm sharp on the patio.  You  will be the girls in the seashell necklace, purple & gold mask, and dangly shell earrings respectively. Have a lovely time! 

@everlypan, @kalasinambrosius, and @olivegretchen, you’ll be meeting your matches at 8:00 pm sharp in the garden. You will be the girls in the no shoes, red bow in hair, and Princess Leia buns respectively. Have a lovely time! 

[aubreytriton]

TEXT 🥉 MELBREY

Melody: omg like rank them??? I guess 10) Hugh Thorne 9) Teddy Milne 8) Link Milne 7) Malcolm Maleficent 6) Pascal I guess 🙄 5) Lui Kapu I GUESS 🙄 4) Fabian Pepikrankenitz 3) Alex 2) Crannog Cruickshank 1) Rainier De la Bete. There, I did it. :P

Aubrey: Ooooh, that's a mostly Aubrey-approved bucket list, I like it! How many of them have you actually gotten to go to the bone zone with?

[aubreytriton]

TEXT 🥉 MELBREY

Melody: lmaoooooo fine, he's um....Very Attractive and maybe in the Top 10 of Walt Hot Guys over the age of 20. Does that work?

Aubrey: It does! But it also makes me curious who your other nine would be! Spilllllll!