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[stacypantazi]

ronniekluck‌:

I love most challenges, but that one ruins my life! I always make eraser holes in the paper before I can finish them, and one time I wiped the eraser bits and my mouth with the same paper towel and accidentally swallowed them. Ingesting eraser is not fun and it was all Sudoku’s fault – crosswords are way better, they’ve never tortured my tastebuds. 

Well, we’re going to have to print you out several versions of the same puzzle that way you have room for mistakes. Me, personally, I make no mistakes and find an eraser unnecessary but I can understand where that’d be a problem. I’m the Mary Sue of Sudoku if you will. Maybe your digestive system needed a little bit of eraser like it needs fiber. Crosswords are fun as well, though! I’m worse at them, but only because I find some of the clues stupid. 

[stacypantazi]

calixchiron‌:

Nah, it’s a torture device, you had it right the first time. That shit’s somehow boring and a waste of time simultaneously. You know what’s more satisfying? Literally almost anything else. What made you stoop so low as to try one anyway?

Now that’s not a fun attitude, Cal! There’s joy in everything, even number puzzles. You just have to know how to make your own fun. I just happened upon a loose puzzle and thought to myself ‘This puzzle needs solving’, as most puzzles do. Next time you find a loose one you should give it another try. 

[stacypantazi]

rafehook‌:

I always wanted to be good at that, but I think I get bored too easily. My dad is great at it, though. Weird to imagine a pirate captain doing a number puzzle with his one good hand, I know, but that’s how he is. 

Boredom is problem for me too, but I find it easier to focus once I’ve smoked a little bit. Drinking and Sudoku is fun too, but it takes way longer. That is a funny image! I’m gonna be thinking about that for the rest of the day now. Does the motion of the sea affect his handwriting? 

[stacypantazi]

zephyrnephus‌:

I love sudoku! I got one of those for a secret santa one year and I’ve been obsessed ever since! They’re even better than those “restful” coloring books for big kids. What made you try sudoku for the first time on your own?

Yes, Zephyr! I knew you’d get it, you crazy little fish. I don’t find coloring very restful if I’m being honest. It gets me jazzed up if I start doing it. I came across a loose puzzle, and I didn’t have much else to do so I smoked a little and finished it. 

[stacypantazi]

Dude, no one ever told me that Sudoku was so dope. If you had explained the concept to me in the afterlife I would’ve been all like “Whaaaaat? That’s a torture device.” But after doing it on my own for the first time, I’m a changed man. Putting all those numbers exactly where they need to be is so satisfying. 

[stacypantazi]

gwenishell‌:

Personally, other than the fact that the main place that sells it in town is owned the worst people alive, coffee isn’t all that great taste-wise. Sure it wakes you up, but at what cost? At least there’s a variety of flavors and none of the alleged crash with tea.

That’s why you import it. Then you can make your own. I’ve got a french press, an espresso machine, a Nescafe, a Keurig, a milk steamer, I’m like my own personal barista. All tea tastes the same to me without adding anything into it. Dirty leaf water. To say tea has different tastes is to lie. 

[stacypantazi]

lainelumos‌:

Tea is awful unsweetened. I personally put two teaspoons of sugar and a splash of milk in mine to make it feel a little bit less like leaf pee. 

Leaf pee! That’s hilarious. You’re funny. Are you a comedian? I agree, though. If I don’t have some honey and brown sugar to put it in you can bet your ass I’m not drinking it. And somehow it’s still like the third most consumed beverage in the world. Wild. 

[stacypantazi]

I know tea is supposed to be better for you, but there’s just no caffeine rush in the world that replaces coffee. No matter how much caffeine they say is in tea, I never feel anything other than confusion as to why I’m drinking tea in the first place. Thoughts?

[stacypantazi]

tweet || stabi

@itzfabi: I haaaaate to admit that Psycho was so my song of the summer last year. Sober.

@deadstace: no shame, my man. you like what you like. but what does that say about you? did the lyrics resonate:

[stacypantazi]

tweet || stastrid

@astridprydain: Everything's better after champagne! All the bubbles make the whole world feel bubblier. Was that what was different in his music for you?

@astridprydain: Also was it the sunflower song? Because nothing has ever deserved to have a song written about it more than the sunniest flower!

@deadstace: i agree. finally, a bird after my own heart. yes! maybe? i don't know

@deadstace: believe it or not, it was wow. i haven't heard the sunflower one but i'll have to look it up.

[stacypantazi]

tweet || Gwacy

@gwenhwyfar: Better is still awfully "hello 911. He's UNSAFE." Why'd you make the choice to listen to him in the first place? Is your streaming service of choice drunk too?

@deadstace: it was a on a spotify playlist, chill out b. i didn't realize it was him until i said "wait, this slaps"

[stacypantazi]

tweet || Gwacy

@Gwenhwyfar: I think this is what people like to call a cry for help?

@deadstace: @gwenhwyfar please, a cry for help would be me saying that i ENJOYED it. i just said it sounded better maybe bc my eardrums are drunk?

[stacypantazi]

tweet || open

@deadstace: not that i've had 2 bottles of champagne, but post malone sounds better after two bottles of champagne

[stacypantazi]

TEXT ✉️ LACY

Lyssa: So... the newspaper's back to assigning me filler pieces again, which means it would be a huge help if you guys could answer this week's 'important question' for me: does candy taste better, worse, or the same when it's holiday-shaped?

Stacy: Depends on the holiday? Halloween candy is always better. Valentine's Day? Not so much. The chocolate is always dry for some reason.

[jodelabete]

Guys! The first draft of my  novel is almost complete. Who wants to read it and make sure it’s not completely terrible and maybe write some constructive critisism to tell me how to improve it? 

[stacypantazi]

Ooh, I’m gonna need some more information first. Does it heavily involve romance? Because if so, pass. Does it involve the dead? If so, yes. Is your leading man as handsome as I am? 

[aubreytriton]

I think I need a second job – I’m starting to get like lowkey teeny tiny a little bit bored in all of the hours I’m not spending at the yoga studio. Anyone know anyplace that’s hiring? Or anyplace that seems like a good fit for me?

[stacypantazi]

You could take pity on all the sad under-aged who have to go to The Snuggly Duckling? You might be incentive for other people to go since I doubt the karaoke is pulling in many patrons. 

[bethcassiidy]

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