The Jerk.

I'm into stand up and pop punk.

[teenagerposts]

“can you keep a secret?”

me: of course

* 3 minutes later in group chat *

[vilixpran]

[marauders4evr]

In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:

[gaycism]

kyle said this has nothing to do with them

[musinvenusian]

LMAOOOO

[theshitneyspears]

raven only saying happy birthday after they prove it with their ID is my aesthetic 

[fuckyahumor]

legend

[fuckyahumor]

i’m still laughing omfg

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[viralfrog]

[homofied]

What’s this from? “Stretching for Bottoms”?

[nocturan]

[baesment]

Joyce Manor - Eighteen (x)

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

i AM crying and so are YOU

[pissvortex]

[officialunitedstates]

if you had a time machine you could sleep til like 6 then get in and go back to midnight and get double sleep. that’s probably the only use for such a machine though

[officialunitedstates]

to the person who suggested “triple sleep” my reply to you is: absolutely not. don’t be greedy

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

twitter: 😔

me: what’s wrong

twitter: there’s 9000 drone operators in the U.S. military 😔

me: yeah that’s really fucked—

twitter: and only NINETEEN PERCENT of them are people of colour 😔

[ru-ru-ru-ru-rupauldragrace-blog]

Is that Rupaul

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[filmouts]

her (2013) // you were never really here (2017) // joker (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]