Auden Out Of Context

"you are just significantly less interesting than buffy the vampire slayer" Real Quotes from Real Auden

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[ohmysloth]

This little guy popped out of a guy’s hood on the lightrail :3

[unclefather]

“where the fuck am I”

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"I can watch daredevil and do my reading at the same time"

- Auden Granger

[audenoutofcontext]

You know what this needs? Less straight people.

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"you may think that because i can't get out of bed currently i'm unwilling to fight but you're wrong i just happen to be fighting myself"

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me: "wait... tom hanks doesn't star in prisoner of azkaban..." charlotte: "no, we're watching trailers."

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"what if I delete my blog and go to space"

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"we can either watch Harry Potter or engage in a fight to the death, it's your choice"

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" I was there when Taylor swift was convicted of murder"

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[wanders the hallways of my old high school while on fall break, screaming terrible warnings at seniors as they approach the tenuous future]

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"no one can interrupt me!!!!!! MY DOOR LOCKS AND NOBODY ELSE LIVES IN THAT ROOM!!!! I'LL BE ABLE TO DRIVE WHEREVER I WANT!!! THAI FOOD"

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"one big & one little cockroach live in the baldwin third floor bathroom & i'm worried they're family & if i squash one the other will mourn"

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"i live in space and i have no need for humanity"

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"i'm straight and in favor of bullying. yepp. that's me. the straightest and most cis and most bullying-est"

[audenoutofcontext]

"i am an old man and memes confuse me"

- Auden Granger

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"as kristin knows, if it's from earlier than 15 minutes ago, i don't remember saying it"

- Auden Granger

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"release a bunch of scorpions into the home of one of your friends #adviceauden"

- Auden Granger