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The only problem with dating a white guy is eventually you have to tell them that thier music sucks.

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Some of the dumbest arguments I've heard about anything ever.

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"Blurred Lines" can give me panic attacks and make me burst into tears…

but hearing that, that one song ended Robin’s marriage is awful :c

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Well, cheer up, because that song did not ruin their marriage:

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Pandir's Homestuck fanfiction "His Favorite Toy" as read by yours truly. Part 1 of 2.

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Pandir's Homestuck fanfiction "His Favorite Toy" as read by yours truly. Part 2 of 2.

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Untitled Nouis drabble by checkthemargins, podficced by lazy_daze.

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Title: Observations by wuhdemah ( http://wuhdemah.livejournal.com/68861.html#t627453 ) Fandom: Doctor Who Length: 16:11 Music credit: Lakehouse by Of Monsters and Men Characters/Pairings: Rory, the Doctor, mentions of Amy but no actual appearances. Summary: When the Doctor slept, he dreamed. "The four sections are for The Vampires of Venice, Amy's Choice, The Hungry Earth, and The Big Bang. They are Rory's observations about the Doctor over the course of the series. It's not quite shippy, but I suppose it could be read as such!"

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'Ghost of a Smile' by Tammy Lee appeared in the 2011 horror anthology, 'Re-Vamp'. It is available through www.maddocsoflit.com. "Sometimes, even when we know the truth, there is just no explanation."

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Excerpt of Elemental's Not What We Planned On, a Homestuck fanfiction hosted at AO3. http://archiveofourown.org/works/231638?view_full_work=true This was recorded for fun and with no disrespect intended. I am working to build up my skill as a podfic reader and could use any feedback on the track quality or pacing of my recording. Feedback can also be left on my tumblr: nitensalis.tumblr.com

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Title: You Never Can Tell Author: colonel_bastard Characters/Fandom: Hal Stewart, Wayne Scott (Metro Man). Megamind. Word Count: 4,228 Rating: PG-13 Summary: Starting over isn't so bad when you've got someone to keep you company. Warnings: Crude language, sex-talk. Notes: Written for a prompt at megamindkink: Hal and Metro Man in an in-character, consensual relationship. Fic : http://colonel-bastard.livejournal.com/32593.html

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My very first podfic! Read text version here: http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=500000070 TFA slash fic, Optimus/Ratchet

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Title: self pity won't save you Author: remnantof Reader: vorpalplatypus Pairing: Jason/Tim Rating: NC-17 Summary (by author): An AU offshoot of Red Robin, wherein part of Tim's downward spiral includes rough/violent sex on a rooftop. Established sexual relationship, develops further throughout the story. Link to text: http://archiveofourown.org/works/223297 First podfic. I hope I did the beauty of the words and tone of the fic justice.

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wow uh

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A Sherlock Holmes story written by flawedamythyst and read by keerawa.

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Read by regonym.

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Podfic of Roachpatrol's wonderful Homestuck fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/283602 He walks like a cat who has tape on his paws, and has had tape on his paws for a very long time, and who never expects to ever again walk without scrunching miserably from side to side in a tangle of self-loathing and confusion. It hurts to look at him, but it hurts more not to.