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#note to self: finish the drilling and riveting on that little box for baby #baby wants to build a little robot. its just out of sheet metal since theyre still practicing #and they want a little help. with the tricky bits mostly since their hand eye coordination can be a bit iffy #ic

#minimal luck with other peeps but??? more pictures of the dweeb and me. a+#ic

#pchoooo whats that the sound of? me. me passing the fuck out #continues to dig through folders. i want to find some cute photos w/other friends. wish me luck #ic

on the plus side, look at this

#i found it in one of my saved photos files on my computer. you know folders in folders in folders #im very organized. kinda. not really but for friends photos and stuff ig sorta #anyways look. me and dave are so cute. so cute #i think i might be able to find some more ill be sure to share them when i do #ic #pda ? /

#today was maintenance. literally hit past me in the face WHY DID I LEAVE IT FOR A MONDAY #and by that i mean: general daily checks up but also repairing. everything #everything... EVERYTHING. it was awful #i need to space this out more often oh my goodness. anyways #ic

wizardyrobots

Oh no, I’ll do the leg work, detecting just isn’t on my level, I do the technical bits.

Oh is word smashing the in thing now? I’ll have to keep that in mind.

audreykind

so like, analyzing lab results and prepping slides and getting samples and scrutinizing them under microscopes and running things through data bases or whatever bits and bobs of evidence the detective (crocker) gets? i can get behind that, neat

very much so, and feel free to mull that one over for awhile, take as much time as you need :pp

#oh im not sure about that! im sure dave will try his best of course that kid goes full tilt #but i dont think hes very much so up for the supposed standards of 'irony'#hes too much like a puppy dog- he means so well but he keeps tripping over his tiny paws #whatever but question: do you actually keep those on when welding #or are you more the type to just code. and such #does your ar have a chassis i cant remember. roxys hal does but you dont seem the type to #ah. get your hands dirty i suppose is a way of phrasing it #because im pretty sure those are a hazard to everyone. particularly those in your bubble #imagine turning around to talk to someone and just jabbing them right in the eye #good going. how i r o n i c is how you would probably go about describing it #oh im sure you could try. i doubt you could actually manage it #we have our ways mister lalonde!! but for the sake of dave ill drop it #(although you have to admit i make a valid point about the eye strain)#(we really dont need the help with the amount of time we spend hunched over)#(projects and circuit boards and fine point details or computer screens and screens in general)#(or squinting at small squiggly fine point in thick wedges of doorstoppers of books)#ic #wizardyrobots

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wizardyrobots

Y’know, I think I’ll leave the detective work to Crocker.

I’ll just have to wait and find out on my own.

I can’t wait till the time when I can finally justle his jimmies, as you so eloquently put it.

audreykind

fair enough! i guess well have to wait on crocker then, someone around here has to do the leg work and apparently dirk lalonde isnt up to the game (what a shame)

absolutely. word smashes are very much so cool you know. jostle. rustle. its like a whole new spin on a very old expression. super eloquent

#in reality i made a typo and i didnt catch it i am ashamed normally i do #irony schirony you guys are dweebs and you know it i mean look at dave #'a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.'#so are you trying to tell me that youre trying to spin off your dweeby shades as cool because its ironic #in that you are a cool kid and its ironic to have nerdy shades? alas! this cant be #you already said that they werent dweeby and that they were cool #so where does this leave us mister lalonde???#i know i know but the fact stands they must make everything look like night time #its a wonder you dont need prescription glasses i cant imagine the eyestrain #true true you have a point #ic #wizardyrobots

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therudestbuddhist

if any of you were planning on proposing to me i wouldnt say no to one of these just sayin

#closet

wizardyrobots

Well well well, what else do you have hidden up your sleeves little miss Egbert.

Someday.

Someday I will find a way to truly annoy Dave.

audreykind

well a lady cant give away all of her secrets, can she? that, dear dirk, is something youre going to have to figure out on your own! or maybe just try chatting and eventually im sure youll wake up to late night texts of screaming over the latest development in shenanigans, but detective work sounds so much more fun, and much less sleep disturbing, in my opinion

a lot of things are crammed up these metaphoric sleeves, apparently, is all i can really divulge, :pp

someday!!! im sure you will. if you just keep trying that is theres bound to be something to justle his jimmies, but alas, thats a mystery for the near future and now

#the fact that you persist in calling them ironic makes them like ten times dweebier lalonde #theyre sunglasses theyre tinted how on earth do you guys manage to watch movies in the dark #yours is named hal too? i guess science babes have a tendency for sci fi references #thats the name of roxys as well! how interesting i only have a plant named HAL 9000 but hmm #i guess weve all watched the movie then? hmm. must be a classic or something #hopefully! im sure they will baby is very social geared when not in one of their moods #ic #wizardyrobots

wizardyrobots

The better question is whether anyone will believe your innocent facade after this.

Ah, shit. Well see, I’d make him sleep in the basement but it’s dark and creepy enough that he’ll just get all excited about ghosts.

Referenception.

audreykind

look, i doubt that thats even the going to be the slightest concern for me, considering that a) i have several, literal, man eating plants and genetic experiments in the works and one time audrey almost ate a judge and no one said anything about that, since they thought it just was a clever trick, and b) i dont have an innocent facade, if anyone genuinely believed ive one than they clearly have no idea who i am, my goodness

thats our dave for you, dweeby little boy wonder who finds something to get hyped about in everything, bless him <3

indeed!

#it is just as your shades are (supposedly) ironic and not in fact dweeby #(who even wears shades in doors. how do you lalondes see well enough to get around)#and yes i do! a sweetbaby ar who hasnt picked out their own name yet but goes by the nickname of baby #you have an ar? seems like everyone does these days roxy has one as well! but shes a science babe so #they should! maybe i can convince baby to come online and away from their plants #shes absolutely gorgeous and was worth a pretty penny but honestly so worth it #ic #wizardyrobots

proof that i have no idea what color coordination is, but hey a slightly better picture

#my lipstick got smudged and the hair beast was only partially tamed but HELLO #ic #photo album: selfies

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#music box #THIS IS MY KIND OF JAM MY HEART IS SO HAPPY #ic

wizardyrobots

It’s ironic, not dorky, get with the program.

And he really is adorable, isn’t he, he needs to get his irony levels back up before I make him sleep on the roof or something.

Yours as well, Jay.

audreykind

whatever you say, dirk

(you lalondes and your irony shtick, honestly, whos going to believe that yall are cool kids when you do things like shades emoji)

he is!! although i bet you the dweebbaby wouldnt actually mind that, considering he starwatches- or at the very least has made a habit of it as of late, hes sent me pictures of the falls with twinkling constellations overhead in a soupy black sky and its gorgeous, the clarity you can get, im surprised, considering hes in new york, isnt he? i guess it might be because of the forest and relative isolation, or whatever else

im tempted to make either a hunger games reference here, or a general bird reference, but i think ill refrain- gotta keep a track of those references, you know, or- you know, gotta keep a reference of those references, heh

#oh ill have you know it isnt dorky in the slightest- its a battle plan mister!!!#what happens if i forget to keep a track of my works in progress? the world isnt ready for an armada of mechs yet!#well i really only have one autoresponder and a spare chassis i was gifted (gotta deconstruct it to see how it works)#but im working on it! its hard to find time when i have so many pets pfft #not that im complaining i love my little darlings #did you know that carla (my pastel lesser pinstripe leopard ball python) shed recently?#her colors are gorgeous ahhh #ic #wizardyrobots

wizardyrobots

Puts on another pair of sunglasses.

I’m asking.

audreykind

ah yes, the unmistakable sound of absolute dork, how could i forget that of course you must be, you hang out with our adorable little wannabee journalist slash ghost whisperer

nice to make your acquaintance, dirk

#yep! thats me dont muddle it up (thought i doubt you could none of our friends look even remotely like me)#i mean theres john but hes an island boy with a giant dog at least the dog would make him stand out #luv that dog. bek is such a good boy #and thank you! been trying to work on it since colorful reminders dont work as well as they ought #its all fine and dandy to realize youve forgotten something ONLY YOUVE FORGOTTEN WHAT IT WAS #useless. just like remembralls- thats why ive been wrapping bits of masking tape around my fingers #you can write on masking tape and if you color it it serves the same purpose as the reminders #wizardyrobots #ic

i just realized i dont have a singular decent selfie up on here,

#eep! i better get around to fixing that gosh #ic

wizardyrobots

audreykind

started following you

Aren’t you one of Dave’s friends.

audreykind

depends on whos asking,

#but jokes aside hello yes i do think that in fact you do know me! im jade #jade egbert reporting for duty! i mean i usually go by jay but with other jay (j) around itd get confusing #youre dirk right? or something like that?#ic #wizardyrobots

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