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Served to me “because you follow nct dream” which first of all, news to me. Second of all, he’s not even IN nct dream anymore and THIRD OF ALL…..

#so you know #fuck outta my face

spectrometrie

despazito

why does the lindsey graham funeral footage look like it was shot in 1955

audreyt00

Why does Donald Trump look like he was shot in 1955

#and has returned as a poorly ghost…

hardwrench

nudist macklemore I wear your granddad’s nothing

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The gas company is buying SHEIN mesh shirts from the Village Discount and selling them on DePOP at a 500% mark up!!! Scrolled to the very very bottom of their about section and it was all “with opposition to the rate hike being what it is, we’re exploring new pathways to cover the cost of installations”

As if!!!

I only even figured it out because I asked for a tag pic for a floral number they were claiming was Free People and they blocked me. Go figure.

#go figure #gas company

amnhnyc

How do you fit a 16-ft- (4.9-m-) tree slice through a 12-ft- (3.7-m-) doorway? In pieces. This giant sequoia specimen was cut to fit through the Museum’s doorways in 1912—visitors today can still spot the seams where it was put back together. When this tree was felled by a lumber company in 1891 (which is now illegal), it was 331 ft (100.1 m) tall—taller than the Statue of Liberty. It was also about 1,400 years old. Imagine how much the world changed during this mighty tree’s lifetime. You can see it up close in the Museum's Hall of North American Forests.

Photo: AMNH Library / Image no. 33700

audreyt00

You see a tree like that and you can’t help but think about the dinosaurs. It’s like time travel, a tree like that

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Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

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NEW PAINTING TIME!

Here is "Consuming the Fallen," commissioned by The Etches Collection. It features over 50 different species of marine reptiles; lobe-fin, ray-fin, cartilaginous, and agnathid fishes; echinoderms, crustaceans, isopods, ammonites, belemnites, teuthoids, nautiloids, gastropods, brachiopods, bivalves, annelids, bryozoans, cnidaria, and microbial mats. There are also coprolites and burrows.