Audrey Too

Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you. 25 || she/they

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

How stinky cute is that

[stupidestasshole]

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

[audreyt00]

So sick of graduate level professors being like “and don’t worry I’m not gonna ask you to [insert slightly challenging task]”

Like… why not?????? If I’m not going to learn to do that difficult thing in grad school when will I learn it?????

[iam-not-really-here]

[audreyt00]

Kpop mv trends im sick of:

• muzzle

• Durag (but ideally that goes without saying)

• Motorcycle

• TRON stuff (see Motorcycle)

• Angels/Hell themes (not for religious reasons they just so rarely do it well)

• Growing/losing wings (see Angel/Hell themes)

• Entirely new MV setting on a green screen bg for the bridge. Every time it’s like they’ve got a great concept but ran out of money by the third verse and now for the bridge they’re like, standing on a moonbeam or inside someone’s brain. Hate.

Kpop mv trends on thin ice:

• Laundromat

• Psych ward

Kpop mv trends that will ALWAYS be famous:

• One member is god/exists outside of time and is on the outside looking in, powerless to stop the Events

• One member is god/exists outside of time, is on the outside looking in, and is causing the Events

• Cowboy

• Wearing suits but kinda gay style

• Big group choreo in a warehouse

• anachronistic costuming

[sunlight-doll]

bringing this back

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

“Aurora” Television console. by ricky.teevee_

[audreyt00]

When I win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[audreyt00]

And what they WONT tell you is that oftentimes a headache is really a stomach ache in disguise

[kosmogrl]

[audreyt00]

Is the Wii back

[audreyt00]

What happened to me in The Cell Phone Lot at O’Hare Airport is not right. It’s not right to treat people this way

[quantumshade]

can we stop pretending that anyone assigned female at birth has some mystical connection to womanhood or lesbianism. it’s such a conservative outlook on identity i can’t believe we have to even pretend to entertain it.

[audreyt00]

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[segamascott]

[segamascott]