Did I just have sex with a hamburger?

Audry Letizia Binasco. Let's Party! Do you have pot? Or Coke? 18 years old.

[audrylbr]

Why am I up so freaking early? I literally cannot get back to sleep. Someone come and entertain me?

[cuuuuuutiepie-biebahh]

[dsjlksdjflskdfjlskdf-deactivate]

I feel like this would have to be the end of our discussion since I could already feel my I.Q. lowering just by you speaking.

[audrylbr]

Well, if that's how you feel then buh-bye, you silly spoiled girl.

[ffszeke]

I have.. Weed. That’s about it. Can’t say I have any pills nor designer clothes, since I am a male and don’t invest in the same Chanel clothing you own. Still, pills are nothin’ to mess with. Even if you take small amounts, you can grow more and more addicted.

[audrylbr]

Weed will do. You should really invest in maybe just a little Chanel. That way you'd have nice gifts to give to pretty girls. Oh, pills are just silly little things. Well, a person can get more and more addicted to anything, even in small amounts.

[dsjlksdjflskdfjlskdf-deactivate]

Yes, you are rather dumb.

[audrylbr]

Well, thank you for just repeating what I said. I know that I'm dumb but, I'm okay with that.

[ofcmiles]

Yes but no one likes those people.

[audrylbr]

I'd assume that no one would like them. People who don't get excited for holidays are like the definition of party poopers.

[ffszeke]

… Wait. Let me get this straight. You’d let me punch you, for pills? I, just. I’m sorry, I don’t feel comfortable with this trade. I don’t do pills, nor do I think taking pills is a good idea. That shit can kill you, love.

[audrylbr]

Well, then do you have anything else of the sort? It won't kill you if you don't take too much. Or if you have any designer clothes, I'll take those too. As long as they're in my size!

[cassiarph]

Imagine the type of condition Michelle Duggar’s vagina is in after 19 kids, wow.

[audrylbr]

[ofcmiles]

Am I the only one who’s excited for Valentines day around here?

[audrylbr]

Are there people who don't get excited for holidays?

[ffszeke]

I need to find a friend who will let me punch them as hard as I can for scientific purposes just to see how effective it would be if I actually had to hit someone. Would I be Muhammad Ali or a declawed kitten?

[audrylbr]

You can punch me! Well, only if I get something in return. Like, do you have any pills?

[dsjlksdjflskdfjlskdf-deactivate]

I was tryin’ to get myself a taxi around the city, once I caught one, there was a Spanish man drivin’ it. He was blabberin’, say God knows what. Didn’t get me anywhere, a complete waste of my precious time.

[audrylbr]

Did you expect anything different in a spanish speaking country? I mean, I'm pretty dumb but, even I'd be expecting that.

[jfcmikayla]

That’s pretty weird. What if you did?

[audrylbr]

Well, if I did, I don't remember it. Which means the hamburger must not have been good at it.

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[audrylbr]

welcomeintomyunivers:

Never let you go on We Heart It.

[jfcmikayla]

[audrylbr]

Total true story! I still don't know, to this day, if I actually had sex with that hamburger...

[kxyleigh-deactivated20140329]

I wish I knew what wrecked meant.

[audrylbr]

You're saying that you don't know what wrecked means?

[audrylbr]

I once got so wreaked that I woke up naked next to a hamburger, and I was like "Did I just have sex with a hamburger?"

[oliverkinney-deactivated2014061]

I know, I mean, cellar-door doesn’t seem all that. The owner of this mind is named Bradley, it’s nice to meet you.

[audrylbr]

I guess it doesn't sound so pretty to me because I picture an old damaged cellar-door when I hear the word and it just ruins it for me. But, oh well. Bradley? Hm, that's a nice name. It's nice to meet you as well.