Kaiser Augustus

My name is Octavius Sextus Germanus Augustus. But your dad just calls me August. 25 // Partnered // Indianapolis // ^_^

[elliebartlets]

stevie nicks: I took my love, I took it down

me, immediately:

[bibliophile-06]

THE ONLY WALL THAT DESERVES ATTENTION GOING INTO 2019

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

Please

[67porkchop]

[meetnategreen]

[corpsecaat]

Exactly

[anxietyproblem]

[trendie]

[tupacabra]

THE SONG, THE SONG HAS RESTORED MY STRENGTH

[dovahqueen4]

A tale as old as time.

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Mom, after talking about hook up culture: Like I know you wouldn’t just have sex with someone you don’t even know. Someone you just met that night and gave your body, allowed them the gift of your body to them! Right?

Me, her thot of a son:

[witchtaunter]

I finally got them

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[televandalist]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

@staff

[f13nds]

*A queen does a split for the 1,000th time on Drag Race*

Rupaul:

[neatorito-deactivated20160421]

[artistickacchi]

Who out here leaking product creation manuals?

[rincewitch]

this is kind of fascinating

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[jimmythejimsterfhipsters]

[memesandlaughs]

[queen-neyde]

[jeffgoldblumss]