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Dumb Question

i got a dumb question

do you think a mage turning into a Ninetales could mimic the Q glitch to have Zoroark's stats even though they aren't a gen 1 pokemon?

stats, type, moves, color of Zoroark, lore powers, ability, and at some point type and moves of Ninetales

Alternatively, know a way one could earn a Mew form? Since they're basically a goddess, being a Mythical. Kinda Mary Sue for a self insert.

#pokemon #oc #glitch #glitch pokemon #mew #ninetales #zoroark

pissgaming

the fuck

gluttonousgoddess

Isn't this the premise of Bendy and the Ink Machine? A creator going crazy, hearing his creation in his head, and making stuff to appease said creation?

liberalsarecool

Typical cult logic. Obey the abuser. Protect the strong man. Don't think for yourself.

hippynerdguy

I read an article about Costco back in 2008. The owner was approached by a business consultant with a plan that could make him $1 million a year, personally. The plan would’ve had the owner fire 20% of his work staff, cut benefits and start new employees at minimum wage. After reading the proposal, the owner said, “You’re fired. I make $350,000 a year. I have two houses two cars two kids in college, a boat and a RV. No one needs to make a million dollars a year at the expense of your employees.”

If there was a Costco near me, I’d be there weekly just support such an honest company.

czech-hunter-reject

Fuck Ozempic, man. The near-total loss of all fat and chubby celebrities all becoming thin over the course of no time is monumental. Especially all the ones who were outspoken fighters for body positivity and acceptance. And the fact that it's now the fashionable thing to be skin-and-bones-thin in Hollywood again is sickening

soaphoe

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

corporationsarepeople

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

yanked from slumber by a dream wherein the corporate solution to "the people churn yearn for fresh butter" was "let's bioengineer a miniature cow that people can keep in their refrigerator's butter cubicle where it will regularly poop out fresh butter" (???)

of course that's not how cows work at all, so instead they mutated a sea slug until it was black and white and vaguely cow shaped, self-regenerating, and creamy & delicious. then they pre-sliced that fucker (still alive) and sold it as this season's Can't Fucking Believe It's Not Butter!

all of which i found out (in the dream) when i walked into a grocery store dairy aisle and was faced with row upon row of squirming, writhing, silently-screaming supine slug-cows mooing in slug-agony

so yeah, i miss normal nightmares 👎

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gotta look something up

onbearfeet

I'm sorry WHAT

He WHAT

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually

chavisory

fandomsandfeminism

Half is lowballing it for sure.

mysharona1987

moniquill

Hot take: we should also not be torturing incarcerated people with disgusting-on-purpose food, because they are human beings.

teradrama-deactivated20260513

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

teradrama-deactivated20260513

we're 10 days away from the anniversary of this post breaking my blog, so reblogs are back on! maybe I can get a new blocklist out of this

fandomsandfeminism

It is, in fact, so easy to read *anything else.*

hermionescisgenderpenis

i am begging someone on this damn website to understand that 1) you can engage with something without paying for it, the internet literally exists, and 2) joanne is going to die

fandomsandfeminism

I fail to see how either of those things is relevant to the fact that you can, and should, read other books.

gluttonousgoddess

Do all three

mushroominaforest

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr