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How every white movie based on teenagers starts

(Scene: hallway) Hi I’m Ashley, but everyone just calls me Ash. I’m your average teenager who does not fit in with anyone. That is my best friend (screen switches to average looking white boy with greasy hair who is secretly in love with the main character but won’t reveal it until near the end of the movie) Ryan. We’ve been best friends since 3rd grade. That’s my other best friend ( screen switches to another average looking white girl who doesn’t fit in either) Carly. And omg that is Zach (screen switches to a white boy with perfect features who is obviously out of the main characters league). He is so popular and barely knows I exist. *Popular white boy (Zach) walks by main character (Ashley)* Zach: hey Ash *ashley is nervous and stupidly replies, “hey Zach ” and does some dumb shit like trip on air* *best friend Carly rolls her eyes and says, “you’ve been in love with Zach since middle school why don’t you make a move?”* “Because he’s totally out of my league. He’s popular and I’m average and all I wear are hoodies and baggy jeans” *Suddenly a bitchy, cute, rich, popular and well dressed antagonist white girl walks by with like 4 other white girls and one black girl (for diversity) behind her and bumps into main character* “Oh sorry didn’t see you there Ash…not like anyone ever does anyways” *Bitchy white mean popular girl laughs with her crew and walks away* (screen switches back to main character) Oh and that’s Becca she’s pretty, rich and popular and likes to pick on me…because I’m average and don’t fit in.

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Signs as characters in this post:

Ash: Pisces, Cancer, Aquarius

Ryan: Taurus, Virgo, Libra

Zach: Leo, Capricorn, Aries

Becca: Gemini, Sag, Scorpio

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*me explaining why Pride and Prejudice is a Leo/Capricorn relationship*

It’s called Pride and Prejudice.

If it had been “A Natural Born Leader and Prejudice,” it would have been an Aries/Capricorn relationship

If it had been “Stubborn and Prejudice,” it would have been a Taurus/Capricorn relationship.

If it had been “Two Faced and Prejudice,” it would have been a Gemini/Capricorn relationship.

If it had been “Manipulative and Prejudice,” it would have been a Cancer/Capricorn relationship.

If it had been “Panic-stricken and Prejudice,” it would have been a Virgo/Capricorn relationship.

If it had been “Indecisive and Prejudice,” it would have been a Libra/Capricorn relationship.

If it had been “Murderous and Prejudice,” it would have been a Scorpio/Capricorn relationship.

If it had been “Blunt and Prejudice,” it would have been a Sagittarius/Capricorn relationship.

If it had been “Idiosyncratic and Prejudice,” it would have been an Aquarius/Capricorn relationship.

If it had been “Addiction and Prejudice,” it would be a Pisces/Capricorn relationship.

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A letter to Pisces Risings during sexual intercourse:

Dear bitch, Stop asking me how that feels. It doesn't feel any differently than it did 20 seconds ago. Thank you and goodnight.

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astrology blogs only please

astro blogs, reblog this w/ your sun, moon, rising, and MBTI type!!! I’m Leo sun // libra moon // Scorpio rising // ENTP

[aura-astrology-deactivated20200]

aquarius sub / leo moon / leo rising / INTP

[dragonastrology]

Aquarius sun/gemini moon/virgo rising/aaand lemme check…ENTP

[astroloblues]

Pisces sun/,oon, leo rising enfp

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Sagittarius sun, Gemini moon, Leo rising, ENTP (all seems accurate according to signs ya feel)

[astrologymarina]

y’all why is everyone so extroverted… Sagittarius Sun / Leo Moon / Sagittarius Rising / INTP

[astrologymermaids]

aquarius sun/capricorn moon/ sagittarius rising/ enfp

capricorn sun/ scorpio moon/ cancer rising/ isfp

[astrologicss]

Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon, Scorpio Rising. INTJ.

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Taurus sun, Gemini moon, Leo rising, ENFJ/P

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[farrynbalch]

#astrology #sunsign #moonsign #personality

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TAURUS 60s-90s PLAYLIST

“early one morning the sun was shining, i was laying in bed, wondering if she’d changed it all.”

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Relationship Squads

Loving relationship: Cancer, Pisces, Leo

Really sexual relationship: Aries, Taurus, Libra, Gemini

Intense relationship: Aquarius, Virgo

Crazy fucked up kinky relationship: Scorpio, Capricorn, Sagittarius

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MEANING OF THE PLANETS FOR COMPATIBILITY

Moon: How you love and how you want to be loved. What you’re looking for in a partner, what you ask them, how you treat them.

Venus: This is Women's ruling planet. Here lays what attracts you, what you like. How you express your love.

Mars: Men's ruling planet. This is what excites you, what turns you on. Sex matters.

Juno: The person you are likely to marry (this is what you look for a long-term relationship = marriage).

Lilith: The person that drives you crazy. Your Karma-mate.

Neptune: This is how you concede yourself to others, your devotion to them.

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The Zodiac Signs and Bluntness

Tells it like it is: Aries, Virgo, Scorpio, Libra

Subtly hints: Taurus, Pisces, Aquarius, Sagittarius

Doesn't say anything: Cancer, Leo, Capricorn, Gemini

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reblog this if ur an astro blog

i need more people on my dash pretty please

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PSA to all Pisces

Please stop being afraid of everything. You have a beautifully subtle power if you can find it within yourself.

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PSA to all Aquarians

You guys are really just Earth signs with faster comebacks. 

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PSA to all Capricorns

Don’t get so caught up in the grind that you miss out on the human interaction along the way.

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PSA to all Sagittarius

Don’t close yourself off to new opinions. Chances are there’s a fixed sign who would love nothing more than to get into a giant argument with you. You might learn something.

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PSA to all Scorpios

Don’t let your “sex title” make you a pillow prince/princess. Also sex does not have to define you just because you're a scorpio.

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PSA to all Libras

You don’t have to act like leading signs all the time. We all know you don’t really want that title.