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iâve been seeing a lot of posts on my dash about the witcher and it looked pretty interesting to me, but when i went on netflix the description was really vague and unhelpful. in attempt to not accidentally spoil myself by looking on the web, would you mind telling me a little about it?
first of all, to watch the witcher you need to replace your expectation of âgoodâ with âtotally unhinged.â
the show is about henry cavill in extremely tight clothing, carrying around a broadsword, facing moral dilemmas, fighting monsters, and having sex. he takes a potion before every fight (which isnât explained) and no one in the story ages (which also isnât explained) so peopleâs parents and grandparents look the same age as their progeny.Â
the witcher is not a monster of the week show, nor does it have a coherent ongoing arc. it is not told in chronological order. most of the things that happen are unrelated to everything else that happens. the timeline might happen over weeks, decades, or centuries, and none of that is explained. lore is told in fits and bursts and makes no sense at all. the first episode is absolutely useless and you should not judge the rest of the season based on it, but it has a great sword fight and geralt (thatâs henry cavill in extremely tight clothing) talks lovingly to his horse. thatâs it. thatâs the show.
what is important to know is that the season is adapted from short stories set before the events of the book series. so itâs not season 1 as much as season 0, which is why it feels like nothing is connected or makes sense. itâs a primer to what iâm assuming the next season will be (and i think/hope the fandom will really take off).Â
everyone seems to have boners for everyone else. most of the characters are women and they are all absolutely feral. the showrunner is a woman, and most of the eps are written and directed by women. itâs like watching a really wild fanfic come to life. what i love about it is that itâs just so fucking weird. every expectation i had going into it was shattered, and even the moments that were cheesy or boring or cringey or dumb i found somewhat endearing. now that iâm done watching it, i kind of want to watch it again, which is something i rarely do. after every episode i thought, âi really donât like this, and i donât want to watch anymore.â and after every episode, i clicked play on the next.Â
if you like hot beefy men who are deeply misunderstood as being the bad guy but are actually good-aligned, youâll like the witcher. if you like complicated, all-powerful, borderline-evil female characters who are greedy and heartless and have ample room for growth, youâll like the witcher. if you like isolated men who are chased by endearing comedic relief sidekicks, youâll like the witcher. if you like stories in which seemingly self-centered men are made to become paternal toward helpless beings, you will like the witcher. if you want to ship everyone with everyone else and be totally overwhelmed by attractive people doing attractive things, you will like the witcher. if you like catchy bops that will be stuck in your head for 87 years, youâll like the witcher.
the only way you will not like the witcher is if youâre expecting it to be good.
this is the best summary of the witcher i have seen
As the screenshot my friend sent me says:
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dudebro asoiaf fans: Brienneâs chapters are the worst! Theyâre just like âIâm looking for a maid of 13 with red hair, Iâm looking for a maid of 13 with red hair, Iâm looking for a maid of 13 with red hair,â WE GET IT
dudebro asoiaf fans, when Tyrion asks where whores go for the 50th time:
Couldnât stop thinking about Daario in high boots
once again i am thinking about lyanna mormont sending hate mail to stannis baratheon and him losing his shit. the power she had... a ten year old... able to make a grown bald man insecure...
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âI am Sansa Stark, Lord Eddardâs daughter and Lady Catelynâs, the blood of Winterfell.â
âWhat is the meaning of this?âÂ
The Impâs voice cracked like a whip, and suddenly Sansa was free. She stumbled to her knees, arms crossed over her chest, her breath ragged. âIs this your notion of chivalry, Ser Boros?â Tyrion Lannister demanded angrily. âWhat sort of knight beats helpless maids?â
About Littlefinger: I'm not sure I understand what he plans to gain from the Sansa/Harry match. I mean, I understand from a political standpoint, but also, I thought with all he's doing by making her dependant on him exclusively, why would he think that marrying her to someone else is a good idea? Is he so arrogant that he thinks he molded her well enough that she couldn't wish to form a bond or an alliance with her new husband? That's awfully risky...
Littlefinger? Take wild risks? Behave not 100% rationally in his pursuit of Sansa? It would never happen.
That said, I donât think his plan would be playing out the same way if Harry wasnât only marginally brighter than a bag of hammers. This is a bit speculative - we donât know Harry that well yet - but what weâve seen of him in Sansaâs TWOW preview chapter has Sansa running rings around him conversationally. My bet is that Littlefinger feels unthreatened by Harryâs ability to keep Sansa intellectually interested long-term, much like he said that Willas would have bored her.
all of those âim being asked to pick a t swift song in this quiz -_-â is low hanging fruit. shes a mainstream artist and plays on the radio all the time, you can easily pick a song you dislike the least. the real âyour experiences are not universalâ moment was when i got asked this