you've got to be squidding me

kira / 23 / australia

[porterr-robinson]

[i-used-to-be-zelda-deactivated2]

OH S H I T

[qh-deactivated20170215]

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

[curseofthefreedman-deactivated2]

[malakam]

An 8 million dollars Monet painting after a man punched it. The guy got 6 years in prison for this.

[somecutething]

[riverphoenixsgothwife]

[aurordream]

First episode of Bake Off and the contestants have already learned to use booze to appease Mary Berry

[bob-belcher]

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[ghostly-ghouls]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

you’re doing great fish

[turtlepowerriiise]

NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

stop you’ll scare him

[turtlepowerriiise]

Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[love-couldbe-my-weakness]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[edgykatdoesthething]

It’s okay fish, we love you just the way you are

[love-couldbe-my-weakness]

NO NO NO WE DO NOT LOVE FISH 

FISH IS WEIRD 

[edgykatdoesthething]

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM FISH, THEY’RE JUST BEING MEAN

[i-am-a-fish]

not nervous

[secretvampireblog-deactivated20]

PLEASE be nervous again

[i-am-a-fish]

not gonna be nervous anymore

[do-rey-me]

proud of u fish you’re doing amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

…i’m out

[whatshell]

I don’t know how I feel about this

[maswartz]

WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

[saiasus]

[homie14]

I’m wheezing my lungs out lol

[tkpower]

THIS VIDEOOOOOOO

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[piccoloisgreen]

This lady is crazy. She’s going to end up with no one at her wedding.

[surprisebitch]

omg it got even worse

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out

[grungegoths]

They copypasted this to twitter too lmfao

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[archive95205-blog]

This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man

[obviouspseudonym]

No. A lot of women don’t go to cosmetology classes to learn how to do hair, they have the experience from growing up-their mom doing their hair, Then experimenting which what they can do themselves. This guy probably had short hair his entire life with no clue on what to do. He didn’t just look up how to do a ponytail, he paid for actual classes so that he could do his little daughters hair in cool and creative ways so that SHE gets the learning experience and learns how to do it her own and then can go to school with fabulous. This is A+ daddy right here, he went above and beyond because he knows that he lack in certain areas where a mom would pick this up. Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.

[ayesha-on-air]

Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.

Shots fired.

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