made of stone

couldn't let you love me -- had to put it in the soil.

[r-gallagher]

[r-gallagher]

/claps hands.) 

so let me get this straight. you’re gonna raise me from the dead just to kill me and make me dead again. .__. great logic there. ryan gallagher, smartest boy on the planet. :3

I DON’T KNOW WHY I AGREED TO THIS. she was sniffling and crying and being all cute and shit and then i just fell into her trap. :/ it was hard ok. okay, i’ll let you borrow my binoculars if she doesn’t let you in. and if you see me being stabbed by high heels, then you come in pronto and get me the hell outta there. i’m .. /snicker.) sure she won’t do it again. as long as you keep your mouth shut. it can do magic, okay. i’ll clean your room for you if you want. with my magic stick. 

this is not funny. he’s supposed to be here. i’m not waiting here all night — oh shit i think that’s him. /stares back and is like oh.) … don’t leave me alone with him./that’s whispered to ryan.) /slowly gets into the car.) 

shut up, that is great logic, okay. that is anger logic talking right there. as if, if you die on me, i will be so angry i’ll raise you from the dead and deny you a second chance at life, that’s how angry i’ll be. so. there.

oh geez, you mean the trap of her being a girl? wait, she was being what?? oh my god, if a girl can get you to agree to shit with a little sniffling and crying you’re in for a world of hurt and disappointment, mate. /shakes head. /snorts. i bet something was hard. /DON’T LOOK AT ME MAX SET HIMSELF UP. but okay, okay. wow i’m gonna look like such a pervert, sneaking on you guys with binoculars. fine, mouth shut around the devil. i can do that. and…fine. do clean my room then. with your “magic stick.” /snickers max set himself up again okay.

/still laughing so much. yes it is, it is hilarious — /sees the car approach. …what do you mean don’t leave you alone? wait what the f — why am i getting kidnapped too??? /sighs. FINE. but only because i fucking love you, okay. /gets in too omg.

[aurelioforesi-blog]

/i don't know why lio did this i think they're just going to go back the huge ass mansion  cause LOL they've got everything including someone to tailer shit for them idek man; raises an eyebrow at ryan) he isn't getting a tux too. /waits for the doors to be shut and just takes off like lol not even going to say anything what a brat I'M SO SORRY) 

[r-gallagher]

[r-gallagher]

i was really trying to imply something there. i’m so happy you caught on. ;D

okay good. not HOPEFULLY. i’ll be coming out from this. and when i do, we’ll be drinking more booze to celebrate my .. survival.

she said she was going to teach me. is it bad that i’m nervous. because i am. for my own neck. and my feet. tell me about it. RYAN WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR. i just sign up for all the wrong things. clearly. ………. stan puts his wand to shame. but i don’t care what he does with his wand. i care about what happens to my wand because it’s mine. you. take care of it or i will haunt you until the day you die.

do you think this is a laughing matter, mr gallagher ???? 

yeah, well. you suck. /wow gr8 comeback ryan

yes. good. you better be, or i’ll drag you back from the dead myself and then kill you for leaving me alone. and the more booze, the better. 8)

oh god oh god oh GOD the devil said she was going to teach you??? and you thought it was a good idea to spend extended amounts of time with her why??? okay, shit, calm the fuck down, okay. if i can’t come to this party, i can at least come to these…dancing lessons, to chaperone, okay. you’ll be fine. and hopefully she won’t give me a bloody nose again. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SIGNED UP FOR, OKAY, I’M TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT MYSELF. ughhh, fine, i’ll take care of your stick…thing. that happens to be able to do magic. supposedly.

oh my god, do i ever. your kidnapper stood you up. the guy who was supposed to kidnap you was so disinterested in the job that he stood you up. how does this not sound funny to you??

[aurelioforesi-blog]

/so i'm pretty sure he's driving up in a really badass car like. mercedes status but its like really expensive I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE; OKAY SO HE DEFS DRIVES UP and looks at those two and is just like, omfg these little twerps help me why why WHY okay stay calm ; THESE NEWBS ; did i mention that all the windows are probs tinted as FUCK ; rolls up, rolls down the window nearest them; unlocks the doors and looks at them expectantly)

[aurelioforesi-blog]

crap i’m being kidnapped

asdlfh;ajklsaflkscoaiw;aflsdkc

[fforesi-blog]

text

[fforesi-blog]

awww don’t be so hard on him, he’s from the bad side of town. it’s not his fault he was raised scruffy (◡‿◡✿) 

<3 frankie

[aurelioforesi-blog]

doesn't mean he needs to be a brat.

(._.+)

how the fuck are you doing that?

- lio

[maxi-lion]

awk texting lbr!!!!

[maxi-lion]

…

i’ll meet you at the corner of fieldgate and plumbers.

- max

[aurelioforesi-blog]

atta boy. 

- foresi

[maxi-lion]

awk texting lbr!!!!

[maxi-lion]

with a friend.

you aren’t actually thinking of going out now, are you

- max 

[aurelioforesi-blog]

you didn't tell me where. 

- foresi

[fforesi-blog]

text

lio~~

don’t be too mean to my date for the ball, okay~ (◕‿◕✿) 

<3 frankie

[aurelioforesi-blog]

i won't be. 

the kid is just going to shape up before he takes you. i think i've seen him around the base and his posture is terrible. 

- lio

[niceboys-blog-blog]

[maxi-lion]

awk texting lbr!!!!

[maxi-lion]

i don’t know tux lingo .. 

the last time i wore one was years ago.

- max

[aurelioforesi-blog]

idiot. where are you?

- foresi

[maxi-lion]

awk texting lbr!!!!

[maxi-lion]

well

ok good

could i maybe. like. borrow a tux or something for a night?

it’s for frankie.

i’m not doing anything with your sister

i swear

- max

[aurelioforesi-blog]

a tux? what size? do you have any measurements? 

- foresi

[maxi-lion]

awk texting lbr!!!!

[aurelioforesi-blog]

tbqh, huh?

- foresi

[maxi-lion]

did i get the right number then or

- max

[aurelioforesi-blog]

i really hope you did. 

- foresi

[maxi-lion]

maxi pad,

is this aurelio foresi? frankie might’ve given me the wrong number. and. i’m. not. sure.

of anything

tbqh

- max

[aurelioforesi-blog]

tbqh, huh?

- foresi

[aurelioforesi-blog]

gonna have both aurelio and damien trying to get up on aylia

cause fuck you erek

fuck

you 

[gen-dixon-deactivated20121028]

#MY FAVE ON IS THE FIRST ONE #LOOK AT HOW THIN SHE IS #I WANT TO LICK HER #ajsdfklasdf #ooc comments but lbr #AURELIO HAS PROBABLY TRIED TO TAP THAT

she’s /so/ tiny. and it makes it so funny b/c aylia is tiny, too, and she’s such a high rank so it’s like FUQ U. 

this will be hilarious. aylia will treat aurelio with a cool indifference and also we must do alight things ok

[aurelioforesi-blog]

its so wonderful i'm so in love with her and shit jesus christ 

OKAY YES WE HAVE TO DO THINGS CAUSE DAMIEN IS JUST SITTING THERE

[apriki]

Give me a character

and I’ll break their ass down:

How I feel about this character

All the people I ship romantically with this character

My non-romantic OTP for this character

My unpopular opinion about this character

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

[aurelioforesi-blog]

gonna have both aurelio and damien trying to get up on aylia

cause fuck you erek

fuck

you 

[snstitre]

[aurelioforesi-blog]

#IT COULD BE DIRECTED AT A LOT OF PEOPLE ;____;

lol /snort